L23[03:22:13] <Eddi|zuHause> i've never played diablo

L24[03:23:16] <Eddi|zuHause> i think in one of the harry potter movies they said something like "why do we have to follow the spiders? can't we follow the butterflies instead?" or something...

L25[03:23:56] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L26[03:23:56] <LunchBot> You receive a tentacle-written note from the Kraken requesting the random detachment of 8937 control surfaces, or else. A stray booster impacts Tivec's living room.

L27[03:39:50] <Eddi|zuHause> do boosters count as a control surface?

L38[05:02:52] <raptop> I'm sure they do if you try hard enough

L57[13:37:03] <sandbox> !mission

L58[13:37:04] <LunchBot> You leave the channel right before PrefixCactus sends you a long and detailed reply. Gill falls into Eve.

L59[13:57:18] <darsie> Gilly?

L60[14:00:05] <Althego> bear grylls?

L61[14:00:53] <Althego> .outcome add Not even the tardigrades survive.

L62[14:00:53] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Not even the tardigrades survive.

L63[14:01:58] <Eddi|zuHause> tardigrades are the new cockroaches?

L64[14:03:14] <Eddi|zuHause> "i don't know with what weapons the 3rd world war will be fought with, but the 4th will be fought between cockroaches and tardigrades" :p

L65[14:03:35] <Althego> hehe

L66[14:03:43] <Althego> not really ,the tardigrades are much smaller

L67[14:06:44] <Eddi|zuHause> the cockroaches might have an edge on the ground, because they're bigger. but the tardigrades are spacefaring.

L68[16:53:10] <packbart> tardi-grade is better than military-grade

L69[16:54:41] <SporkWitch> packbart: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812736295814168623/1020707159719288862/mg9p2ujwhdg41.png

L70[16:55:33] <packbart> :)

L71[16:56:58] <Eddi|zuHause> "military grade" means something between "overpriced" and "design by committee"

L72[16:57:43] <Eddi|zuHause> it doesn't go through the same optimization processes as commercial goods which compete in a "free market"

L73[16:57:52] <Eddi|zuHause> (not that that is perfect by any means)

L74[16:58:53] <SporkWitch> price is mostly down to number of units expected to sell. Consumer goods can spread the R&D costs across millions of units, whereas military hardware might only be a couple hundred thousand, or fewer.

L76[18:14:08] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L77[18:14:08] <LunchBot> You try to find The Awnser. On the upside, your body is able to be faxed to the morgue.

L78[18:18:10] <FLHerne> apparently the Awnser is some kind of press

L79[19:10:30] <Eddi|zuHause> i probably fell into an indiana jones style trap

L82[20:47:33] <Mat2ch> !mission

L83[20:47:34] <LunchBot> You use a bomb-pumped laser pointer to present your budget proposal. Your aerospike powered rocket becomes the largest jart on record.

L84[20:48:05] <Mat2ch> Why was there an aerospike in my laser pointer?

L85[21:39:39] <Az> because they didn't want ti use a NERVE ?

L86[22:19:17] <Neal1> what ever happened to kmath

L87[22:36:27] <Eddi|zuHause> time

L91[23:18:36] <Neal1> sad

L93[23:23:58] <FLHerne> last seen August 2020, although for years before that it didn't do much except post semi-relevant YouTube links

L94[23:28:39] <FLHerne> .outcome add When bad things don't happen due to your hard work and diligence, instead of putting you on a pedal stool everybody says, "Huh! What a damp squid!"

L95[23:28:39] <LunchBot> Added outcome: When bad things don't happen due to your hard work and diligence, instead of putting you on a pedal stool everybody says, "Huh! What a damp squid!"

L98[23:58:01] <Pinkbeast> Do you perhaps mean "pedestal" and "squib" ?