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L13[03:59:54] <raptop> !mission

L14[03:59:54] <LunchBot> Your finger slips, and you type ";fission" instead of ";mission." KAIB announced that it was writing a safety digest into this incident. Having assessed further evidence which has come to light since this decision was taken, KAIB has now decided to carry out an investigation.

L15[04:00:11] <XXCoder> whoa

L16[04:00:24] <XXCoder> ;mission

L17[04:00:24] <LunchBot> After trying a meta-meat pie at the KSC, you build a protein/anti-protein generator. The Kerbals in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye exams."

L18[04:00:25] <raptop> I feel like a *different* agency should be involved in that investigation

L19[04:00:46] <XXCoder> knew it. it was from alien tech

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L23[04:02:03] ChanServ sets mode: +o on Althego

L24[04:09:27] <XXCoder> ;mission

L25[04:09:28] <LunchBot> You forgo struts in an effort to cut down on the cost of your vessel. Out Of Memory.

L26[04:09:38] <XXCoder> less is more I guess

L27[04:21:35] <raptop> Guess you shouldn't have also cut down on the RAM costs

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L29[04:23:46] <XXCoder> seems so

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L36[05:42:08] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Instead of seeing a total eclipse, you experience a total eclipse of the heart.

L37[05:42:08] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Instead of seeing a total eclipse, you experience a total eclipse of the heart.

L38[05:44:48] <XXCoder> lol

L39[05:45:55] <XXCoder> ;outcome add Result was so strange that everyone said "what the heck?". Even Kraken come down and said that.

L40[05:45:55] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Result was so strange that everyone said "what the heck?". Even Kraken come down and said that.

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L47[09:23:11] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L48[09:23:11] <LunchBot> You do not read the EULA. emacs abuses you.

L49[09:56:39] <darsie> .outcome add !wq

L50[09:56:40] <LunchBot> Added outcome: !wq

L51[09:58:34] <darsie> .outcome add You fall into Moho and discover a naked singularity.

L52[09:58:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You fall into Moho and discover a naked singularity.

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L54[10:14:37] <FLHerne> .outcome add The future is bright, and brightly colored.

L55[10:14:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The future is bright, and brightly colored.

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L58[10:22:06] <sandbox> Orange

L59[10:25:50] <Izzy> potato https://web.archive.org/web/20141202055133im_/http://www.strykfoto.org/phobosovermars4gooda1.jpg

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L61[11:19:46] <Mat2ch> !mission

L62[11:19:47] <LunchBot> Bob insists you are a chav. The resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling new world of nuclear taquitos.

L63[11:27:01] <Eddi|zuHause> nothing better than a good bar brawl in the afternoon

L64[11:33:15] <minas_tirith> hi

L65[11:55:53] <darsie> 1355

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L72[14:18:23] <sandbox> !mission

L73[14:18:24] <LunchBot> You decide to have tea rather than coffee for fun. You should have stayed home... but that aftermath is bringing part of your home back to you.

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L76[14:50:34] <darsie> .mission add You dip your flight computer into hot tea.

L77[14:50:35] <LunchBot> Added mission: You dip your flight computer into hot tea.

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L79[14:52:37] <sandbox> !mission

L80[14:52:38] <LunchBot> You throw a cat into the chat. After a series of spelling mistakes, instead of a mission you do emission.

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L83[15:27:16] <raptop> ...that mission/outcome combination works together entirely too well

L84[15:27:48] <raptop> darsie: wait, !wq and not :wq?

L85[15:28:16] <raptop> (also, all hail :x as a command)

L86[15:35:42] <darsie> not sure

L87[15:37:14] <darsie> .outcome fixup s/!wq/:wq/

L88[15:37:14] <LunchBot> New text is: :wq

L89[15:41:56] * raptop ponders

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L91[16:22:06] <Mat2ch> !mission

L92[16:22:07] <LunchBot> You set your parachute on fire. Your experience tells you this is not a great situation to be in.

L93[16:22:21] <Mat2ch> Not, it is not.

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L98[17:46:23] * X has been hailed as a command

L99[18:07:34] <Mat2ch> No, your name is Twitter. Don't deny it!

L100[18:29:45] <XXCoder> 𝕏 formerly known as twitter

L101[19:05:02] <Althego> x is short for ex-twitte

L102[19:05:04] <Althego> r

L103[19:06:54] <Mat2ch> hrhr

L104[19:42:13] <darsie> bash: x: command not found

L105[19:58:10] <raptop> Does X11 imply a twitter11?

L106[19:59:39] <Mat2ch> twitter10, I think.

L107[20:01:14] <packbart> then again, I had a BMW Twitter5 rental SUV last holiday

L108[20:02:07] <packbart> (it was the only one available to pull the heavy trailer to the festival. https://formularfetischisten.de/~packbart/temp/1658568962224.jpg )

L109[20:07:14] <sandbox> I typed x13 and it autocompleted to x1337

L110[20:08:50] <raptop> hm

L111[20:18:25] <XXCoder> so if ceo quits x, would she be exx ceo?

L112[20:18:29] <XXCoder> or exxon ceo

L113[20:18:46] <raptop> !choose exxon|exxoff

L114[20:18:46] <LunchBot> exxoff

L115[20:18:53] * X cannot be quit.

L116[20:19:06] * X lives on a mountain.

L117[20:20:05] <XXCoder> ex x off

L118[20:20:38] * X me’s all my myselfs.

L119[20:23:34] <FLHerne> .mission add You are deliberately cryptic when trying to communicate important knowledge.

L120[20:23:34] <LunchBot> Added mission: You are deliberately cryptic when trying to communicate important knowledge.

L121[20:26:52] <XXCoder> ohh boy

L122[20:28:00] <XXCoder> ;mission add You write mission plan in Haiku.

L123[20:28:01] <LunchBot> Added mission: You write mission plan in Haiku.

L124[20:29:12] <XXCoder> ;outcome add Everything that wasn't in mission plan happened.

L125[20:29:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Everything that wasn't in mission plan happened.

L126[20:29:20] <Althego> ;mission add The manifestation of David Kerman tries to convey to you that something wonderful is going to happen.

L127[20:29:20] <LunchBot> Added mission: The manifestation of David Kerman tries to convey to you that something wonderful is going to happen.

L128[20:30:23] <Mat2ch> !outcome david

L129[20:30:23] <LunchBot> David Bowie is disappointed in you. You are a very poor Starman.

L130[20:30:26] <Mat2ch> !outcome david

L131[20:30:26] <LunchBot> David Bowie is disappointed in you. You are a very poor Starman.

L132[20:33:23] <Mat2ch> !outcome add David Kermanborough narrates your endeavour until the galling end.

L133[20:33:23] <LunchBot> Added outcome: David Kermanborough narrates your endeavour until the galling end.

L134[20:34:45] <XXCoder> ;outcome add Siskel & Ebert reviews the movie that was based on your mission, and they liked it, besides from too many explosions.

L135[20:34:45] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Siskel & Ebert reviews the movie that was based on your mission, and they liked it, besides from too many explosions.

L136[20:34:53] <Mat2ch> I hope I have captured that well enough to do him justice.

L137[20:35:25] <Pinkbeast> s/besides from/other than/

L138[20:36:28] <Mat2ch> "other than too many explosions" sounds off, too. But I'm not a native speaker, don't quote me :)

L139[20:36:47] <XXCoder> sure you can do a fixup if you want

L140[20:38:06] <Mat2ch> !8ball Should Mat2ch post unpleasent truths?

L141[20:38:06] <LunchBot> It is certain.

L142[20:38:30] <Mat2ch> A simple yes or no would have been fine.

L143[20:40:07] <Pinkbeast> .outcome fixup s/besides from/other than/

L144[20:40:07] <LunchBot> New text is: Siskel & Ebert reviews the movie that was based on your mission, and they liked it, other than too many explosions.

L145[20:40:34] <Pinkbeast> I'm not super happy with "other than" but "besides from" is pure "resp."

L146[20:40:56] <XXCoder> its fine

L147[20:41:14] <Pinkbeast> Even "besides" would be better

L148[20:44:48] <Mat2ch> maybe "only criticising"?

L149[20:47:00] <XXCoder> that might work better

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L153[22:11:06] <Azander> !mission

L154[22:11:06] <LunchBot> You "wish to exercise your right to navigate the Cosmos and demand to be allowed to navigate, against the advice of the launch director" and sign the disclaimer. The garbage collector deletes your rocket.

L155[22:12:57] <Azander> before or after I try to launch?

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L157[22:56:46] <Pinkbeast> Unfortunately, while you are sitting in it on the pad

L158[23:01:35] <XXCoder> thats still better than being deleted and leaving rocket going up

L159[23:01:40] <XXCoder> ;mission

L160[23:01:40] <LunchBot> To accelerate R&D, you construct a device that reifies any hypothetical suggestion made in the building. Your name is mysteriously capitalized.

L161[23:01:58] <XXCoder> fancy

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L163[23:08:55] <raptop> XXCODER

L164[23:09:18] <XXCoder> omg

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L166[23:55:56] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L167[23:55:56] <LunchBot> Someone notices the typo in this mission. A netsplit occurs and you fail to read the end of that story.