L3[00:25:12] <raptop> !choose friendship drive|blood drive

L4[00:25:12] <LunchBot> friendship drive

L5[00:25:36] <raptop> . o O (friends for the friend god!)

L14[02:40:06] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L15[02:40:06] <LunchBot> You use regular expressions to parse HTML. Your parachute fails at the very end of the return to Kerbin, killing your crew.

L16[02:40:45] <Eddi|zuHause> can you check staging with regexp?

L18[02:47:26] <XXCoder> dunno?

L19[02:47:31] <XXCoder> seem weird to lol

L20[02:47:33] <XXCoder> ;mission

L21[02:47:34] <LunchBot> You edit Slap.txt. Your rocket explodes while you're out having lunch.

L22[02:47:49] <XXCoder> bad edit I guess

L23[03:01:51] <Eddi|zuHause> maybe the large trout left some unnoticed secondary damage

L24[03:02:00] <XXCoder> yep

L25[03:14:25] <raptop> cause of failure: large trout ingested into turbopump

L30[05:33:57] <raptop> !8ball Do I *have* to fly safe?

L31[05:33:58] <LunchBot> It's Bob Hope or no hope, and Bob Hope's dead.

L32[05:37:34] <Althego> what does that even mean

L33[05:37:38] <XXCoder> when I was young there was cash, hope and jobs. we dont have em now

L34[05:38:09] <XXCoder> (johnny cash, bob hope, steve jobs)

L35[05:38:41] <raptop> Yeah, just a bunch of punning related to ideals and people's names

L36[05:39:33] <Althego> hehe

L37[05:40:07] <XXCoder> joke ends with "please do not let kevin bacon die"

L38[05:42:16] <XXCoder> ;outcome add Things go bad, but thankfully kerman Bacon lived so it's all good.

L39[05:42:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Things go bad, but thankfully kerman Bacon lived so it's all good.

L40[05:43:37] <raptop> Hm, what's the KSP equivalent of an Erdős-Bacon number?

L41[05:47:20] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L42[05:47:20] <LunchBot> You foolishly oppose the Dream of the Sun. As a large language model, you are unable to plan this mission out properly.

L43[05:47:39] <XXCoder> AI mission planning. makes sense

L44[05:48:39] <raptop> It's all fun and games until the AI thinks that Jeb has 4.5 hands

L45[05:52:48] <raptop> (also, pay no attention to the nuclear raven in the mission)

L46[05:59:30] <FLHerne> .outcome add Unlike Gene, you're still perfectly whelmed and popleptic.

L47[05:59:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Unlike Gene, you're still perfectly whelmed and popleptic.

L48[06:00:53] <raptop> hah

L50[06:02:28] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The real adventure were the intermediate steps not listed here.

L51[06:02:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The real adventure were the intermediate steps not listed here.

L52[06:18:04] <XXCoder> ;mission

L53[06:18:04] <LunchBot> You murder Dunzor Kerman in Spaceplane Hangar with the LV-T30. The sand is coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere, including your turbopump bearings.

L54[06:18:25] <XXCoder> yeah burying body in sand wasnt one of my greatest ideas.

L63[09:24:30] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add Out of all the space centers in all the world, you step into this one.

L64[09:24:30] <LunchBot> Added mission: Out of all the space centers in all the world, you step into this one.

L65[09:25:23] <sandbox> !mission

L66[09:25:23] <LunchBot> You invent another clever name that #KSPOfficial should be renamed to. A groundbreaking research paper is written on the subject.

L67[09:25:51] <Eddi|zuHause> naming is hard.

L68[09:26:28] <Mat2ch> it is.

L84[15:27:52] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Jeb forgets to disarm the claymore mines surrounding the docking port, as per procedure.

L85[15:27:52] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb forgets to disarm the claymore mines surrounding the docking port, as per procedure.

L86[15:28:17] <KrazyKrl> Why does a docking port have claymores? Don't worry about it.

L88[16:24:43] <raptop> Eddi|zuHause: But Will Sam Kerman play something nice on the piano?

L91[17:50:54] <Eddi|zuHause> raptop: depends on the outcome :p

L92[17:59:53] <raptop> Alternatively, this *does* explain the smooth jazz in the VAB/SPH

L93[18:27:19] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L94[18:27:19] <LunchBot> You "pspspsps" an SRB. Your rocket explodes, leaving pieces floating in air, having broken physics. You monster.

L95[18:31:27] <Eddi|zuHause> i think that was the intended effect?

L96[18:46:17] <XXCoder> lol

L97[18:46:26] <XXCoder> ;mission

L98[18:46:26] <LunchBot> You bolster your snacks' nutritional value by adding nitrogen triiodide. This is considered to be the toned-down and more humane option.

L99[18:46:48] <XXCoder> hmmm

L100[18:50:42] <raptop> The bot said it, so it must be true

L104[19:41:58] <Skilt0nElbows> 1-816-759-6694

L105[19:42:12] <Skilt0nElbows> Beyond the facade of Edna Skilton's English teacher persona in Regina lies a world of secrets and shadows. She is not merely an educator; she is a Royal Canadian Mounted Secret Agent, skilled in the art of deception and manipulation. With a nefarious plan in motion, she has set her sights on none other than Richard Simmons, a notorious figure of intrigue.

L106[19:42:13] <Skilt0nElbows>

L107[19:42:13] <Skilt0nElbows> The catawba worm tree, a haunting presence in the secluded vicinity of Edna's vacation shack near Pine Bluff, Arkansas, stands as a twisted symbol of their unholy rendezvous. Its gnarled branches reach out like skeletal fingers, as if beckoning for the unspeakable acts that are about to unfold.

L108[19:42:34] <Skilt0nElbows> 1 314-622-4800

L109[19:42:36] <Skilt0nElbows> 1 314-622-4800

L110[19:42:36] <Skilt0nElbows> 1 314-622-4800

L111[19:42:37] <Skilt0nElbows> 1 314-622-4800

L112[19:42:37] <Skilt0nElbows> 1 314-622-4800

L113[19:43:00] <Skilt0nElbows> Richard Simmons, clad in dolphin shorts that barely contain his excess flesh, unknowingly exposes his hairy balls to the world. The shorts, worn and threadbare, offer a glimpse into his untamed desires, the fabric stretched to its limits by the weight of his arousal. Before tying him to the tree, they forced him to eat a Cialis-laced brownie.

L115[19:44:58] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L116[19:44:58] <LunchBot> You measure the capacity of your fuel tanks in butts. The aftermath is known as the Global Action War.

L117[19:51:06] <Eddi|zuHause> man, could habve been the Global Butt War

L118[19:51:15] <Eddi|zuHause> historians are so bad at naming things

L123[20:54:53] <FLHerne> .outcome add The precision required is 1/5000th of a millimetre, which in inches is ... a different number.

L124[20:54:53] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The precision required is 1/5000th of a millimetre, which in inches is ... a different number.

L125[21:05:33] <Eddi|zuHause> there are ranges where imperial units just make no sense even in a "i'm familiar with them" reasoning

L128[22:10:46] <sandbox> !mission

L129[22:10:46] <LunchBot> You sell your soul to the devil in exchange for skill in aerospace engineering. Everyone thinks your project is a random error and tries to fix it.

L130[22:16:02] <raptop> nice

L133[23:26:04] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L134[23:26:05] <LunchBot> You find it shameful that the Atlas rocket wasn't named for the moth. Your spaceship is haunted by Seth Rogen's ghost and all you hear is "huh huh huh"

L135[23:26:23] <Eddi|zuHause> scary.