OCLogs: 2023-09-10.log

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L6[01:53:04] <sandbox> !mission

L7[01:53:04] <LunchBot> You start designing a tip-jet powered rocket helicopter that can fly to orbit. The numbers don't add up so you add a giant centrifugal aerospike. The ensuing fireball melts your GPU.

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L10[03:37:58] <darsie> 1337

L11[03:38:07] <darsie> halu

L12[03:38:09] <darsie> haluz

L13[03:38:16] <darsie> dang

L14[03:38:21] <darsie> too early

L15[04:05:21] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zt-6-fnRg

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L20[06:18:29] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You write fanfiction for various pairings at the KSC.

L21[06:18:29] <LunchBot> Added mission: You write fanfiction for various pairings at the KSC.

L22[06:18:57] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L23[06:18:58] <LunchBot> Inspired by a Greg Egan story, you go Planck diving. You discover that you *weren't* in a simulation after all. All those things you did 'without consequences' have consequences.

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L26[07:09:22] <sandbox> !mission

L27[07:09:22] <LunchBot> You breach containment. A bolt travelling in a retrograde orbit hits your craft, starting what will later be known as "The Great Kesscade"

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L29[07:29:02] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Lucky for you, you can only be fired once.

L30[07:29:03] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Lucky for you, you can only be fired once.

L31[08:38:39] <sandbox> !mission

L32[08:38:39] <LunchBot> You violate all three laws of thermodynamics at the same time. Your craft's Lorentz factor is dozens of digits long.

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L38[10:20:29] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L39[10:20:29] <LunchBot> You load yourself into the reverse thrust tubes so the crew can use your body as decoy fodder. You accidentally call Vall "Wall" in a science report, and Wernher Von Kerman seems highly confused.

L40[10:22:07] <Eddi|zuHause> Tear down this Wall.

L41[10:23:01] <sandbox> build that wall

L42[10:23:20] <Pinkbeast> All in all, you're just another kerbal on Vall

L43[10:23:42] <packbart> I'm highly confused. Did you write that science report *in* the thrust tubes?

L44[10:24:23] <Eddi|zuHause> it was boring in there, might as well use the time

L45[10:25:14] <packbart> well, it's the safest place. we brake for nobody

L46[10:26:20] <Azander> Does that make you Space Valls ?

L47[10:44:06] * darsie rescues Franvey from the surface of The Mun.

L48[10:44:26] <darsie> Or rather I tell her to rescue herself. Mostly.

L49[11:00:39] <FLHerne> jetpack-to-orbit-ish?

L50[11:22:14] <darsie> yep

L51[11:22:34] <darsie> almost in orbit at first attempt.

L52[11:27:04] <darsie> oops, I switched to the rescue capsule in orbit to raise its Pe after the low pass over Franvey and when I switched back to Franwey for circularization she jerked her attitude 'vertical' and spent too much propellant on it.

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L54[11:49:51] <darsie> Franvey grazed the surface at 260 m/s and skipped.

L55[11:50:03] <darsie> Lithobraked to 60 m/s.

L56[12:08:21] <Eddi|zuHause> EVA controls are weird...

L57[12:25:34] <Mat2ch> are they?

L58[12:25:51] <Mat2ch> I remapped the keys and then had never trouble with them anymore...

L59[12:34:37] <darsie> Franway boarded the Mun orbital capsule and refuelled the jetpack.

L60[12:36:26] <darsie> There was no board, though.

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L68[12:54:46] <Mat2ch> !mission

L69[12:54:46] <LunchBot> You try to build a stealth battlecruiser. Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!

L70[12:55:36] * Mat2ch strokes a white cat

L71[12:55:39] <Mat2ch> Excellent.

L72[12:57:50] <sandbox> !mission

L73[12:57:50] <LunchBot> You try to store iced tea in a Rockomax Jumbo-64 for a VAB party. It's the strangest way yet to deliver a pizza.

L74[12:59:30] <Mat2ch> Soooo, that tank does some magic?

L75[13:26:34] <Azander> seems so

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L77[13:35:39] <darsie> Franway boarded the Kerbin orbital station and refuelled her jetpack.

L78[13:39:23] <Eddi|zuHause> the problem with EVA controls is that the reference frame is not obvious

L79[13:40:19] <Eddi|zuHause> e.g. when activating RCS it spends fuel trying to "upright" into a random direction

L80[13:41:22] <darsie> That can be deconfigured, IIRC.

L81[13:41:40] <darsie> You won't get automatic attitude, then, though.

L82[13:41:51] <darsie> Franway enters.

L83[13:44:44] <darsie> chute deployed

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L85[13:47:21] <darsie> Yessss! Landed on the launch pad :).

L86[13:51:04] <darsie> How did she bring 2 chutes and 2 jetpacks? http://0x0.st/HffF.png

L87[13:51:39] <darsie> Could that be from the black dirt on the launch pad she took a sample of?

L88[13:53:18] <darsie> The surface is charred and coated with burnt rocket propellant. There are also trace amounts of a conspicuous green substance.

L89[13:54:27] <darsie> .outcome add You scrape off a charred Kerbal from the launch pad.

L90[13:54:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You scrape off a charred Kerbal from the launch pad.

L91[13:57:46] <raptop> darsie: bug in recent versions of KSP, I want to say addressed in stock fixes?

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L96[14:54:46] <sandbox> !mission

L97[14:54:46] <LunchBot> You strap a phase-conjugate mirror to the base of your engine and try test-firing it from a safe distance. Bob collides with a relativistic proton.

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L99[15:07:30] <raptop> that sounds like a problem of success

L100[15:31:35] <Eddi|zuHause> could be worse. could be a relativistic proton rocket.

L101[15:32:37] <raptop> hah

L102[15:42:38] <Azander> !mission

L103[15:42:39] <LunchBot> You violate every law of thermodynamics. It's as if the water is TRYING to exist... but can't.

L104[16:04:49] <raptop> !outcome tek

L105[16:04:49] <LunchBot> Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

L106[16:09:31] <XXCoder> wow

L107[16:09:50] <XXCoder> you broke it so bad that water is physicilly impossible

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L116[17:17:49] <Eddi|zuHause> well, that's what happens if you break laws of physics.

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L121[18:45:12] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L122[18:45:12] <LunchBot> Jeb incurs the wrath of the interdimensional space gnomes (no relation) Everyone prays we'll get to know what happened before the heat death of the universe.

L123[18:45:46] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/)/)./

L124[18:45:46] <LunchBot> New text is: Jeb incurs the wrath of the interdimensional space gnomes (no relation).

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L134[21:53:50] <raptop> !8ball Can you do chemistry with orbital elements?

L135[21:53:50] <LunchBot> The answer's still no.

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