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L1[00:11:45] <Eddi|zuHause> gas booster=balloon?
L2[00:12:10] <Eddi|zuHause> plasma booster=fusion engine?
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L4[01:14:49] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L5[01:14:49] <LunchBot> A cat gets on your keyboard and fires every thruster at once. Icefire explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly kmaths.
L6[01:15:32] <Eddi|zuHause> people are always finding new ways to explode...
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L9[02:20:46] <sandbox> !mission
L10[02:20:46] <LunchBot> You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats. The size of the paying is inversely proportional to the likelihoods of surviving for the collecting.
L11[02:25:28] <XXCoder> so, not very likely I guess. but huge!
L12[02:37:25] <sandbox> were the cats dead?
L13[02:39:08] <XXCoder> good question
L14[02:39:16] <XXCoder> ;mission
L15[02:39:16] <LunchBot> You try to go to orbit with nothing but solid rockets. The customer ambassadors are requested to listen for any unusual noise and vibration once the journey commences.
L16[02:39:43] <XXCoder> well hopefully it went well?
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L30[06:57:12] <Eddi|zuHause> the real question is, does it stop radiating if it's not near cats?
L31[06:57:28] <Eddi|zuHause> and what is "near"? they exist in the universe?
L32[06:58:26] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L33[06:58:27] <LunchBot> You install every mod on the curse site. PrefixCactus explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly PrefixSpines.
L34[06:58:47] <Eddi|zuHause> and yet another explosion...
L35[07:03:36] <FLHerne> .outcome add Eddi|zuHause explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly simulation games.
L36[07:03:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Eddi|zuHause explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly simulation games.
L37[07:07:25] <FLHerne> .mission add Bill stores all the different sizes of crimp connector in the same jar - there'll be plenty of time to sort them out later.
L38[07:07:25] <LunchBot> Added mission: Bill stores all the different sizes of crimp connector in the same jar - there'll be plenty of time to sort them out later.
L39[07:34:03] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You fail so hard that all the energy above absolute hot breaks the fabric of spacetime and invades another universe.
L40[07:34:03] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You fail so hard that all the energy above absolute hot breaks the fabric of spacetime and invades another universe.
L41[07:37:35] <FLHerne> .mission add You upload some urgent downdates.
L42[07:37:35] <LunchBot> Added mission: You upload some urgent downdates.
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L57[12:46:35] <raptop> TRAPPIST-1c: probably bare rock or a relatively thin atmosphere https://arxiv.org/abs/2308.05899
L58[12:53:23] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Bill leaps over a chair.
L59[12:53:24] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill leaps over a chair.
L60[12:55:05] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You close the launch window because of all the noise.
L61[12:55:05] <LunchBot> Added mission: You close the launch window because of all the noise.
L62[12:55:42] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L63[12:55:42] <LunchBot> You found a modest rocket company with modest goals. You pass your exam, and are fully licensed as a pilot.
L64[12:55:57] <Mat2ch> Eddi|zuHause: lol.
L65[12:56:05] <Mat2ch> Closing the launch window. Nice one.
L66[12:56:07] <Eddi|zuHause> modesty pays off
L67[12:56:29] <Mat2ch> !mission
L68[12:56:29] <LunchBot> You hold a black hole sale on black friday. Your brain is addled by cryptic commands.
L69[12:57:00] <Mat2ch> The black holes were actually gateways to hell.
L70[12:59:40] <Eddi|zuHause> as you command, dark master.
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L72[13:11:15] <raptop> !mission add You plot out the Δv, departure, and arrival times for acquiring porkchops.
L73[13:11:15] <LunchBot> Added mission: You plot out the Δv, departure, and arrival times for acquiring porkchops.
L74[13:11:40] <raptop> !8ball Was the black hole sale in part determined by using the black scholes algorithm?
L75[13:11:40] <LunchBot> No No No No No.
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L84[15:31:08] <raptop> !8ball Are Eve's oceans large enough and hot enough to form hypercanes?
L85[15:31:08] <LunchBot> Absolutely.
L86[15:31:17] <raptop> RIP
L87[15:32:48] <FLHerne> .outcome missile pods
L88[15:32:48] <LunchBot> You wake the Captain when the hurricane becomes sapient and grows missile pods.
L89[15:34:03] <raptop> Is that referencing something?
L90[15:34:14] <FLHerne> yes
L91[15:34:30] <raptop> (besides, aren't hurricanes armed with 0.303 machine guns?
L92[15:34:32] <raptop> )
L93[15:34:49] <FLHerne> hah
L94[15:37:16] <FLHerne> https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-09-16 and the next few are the initial hurricane thing
L95[15:37:34] <FLHerne> .outcome unwanted hurricanes
L96[15:37:34] <LunchBot> Some baffles added to your O'Neill cylinder prevent the unwanted hurricanes.
L97[15:41:18] <FLHerne> https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-10-12 "wake me if it becomes sentient and grows missile pods"
L98[15:42:20] <FLHerne> the entire O'Neill cylinder <spoiler>, but not the hurricane as such
L99[15:45:32] <raptop> hm
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L101[15:50:48] <FLHerne> .outcome Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.
L102[15:50:48] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.".
L103[15:50:54] <FLHerne> .outcome add Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.
L104[15:50:54] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Nothing stops you from finding out the truth, besides not wanting to find out.
L105[15:51:56] <FLHerne> raptop: if you ever feel inclined to look at Schlock, start of 'Longshoreman of the Apocalypse' is probably a good place to start
L106[15:52:07] <raptop> hm
L107[15:52:14] <FLHerne> the actual start is good but also kind of terrible
L108[15:52:38] <FLHerne> especially the art because Mr Tayler hadn
L109[15:52:49] <FLHerne> 't learned to draw then :p
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L140[23:33:51] <XXCoder> ;mission
L141[23:33:51] <LunchBot> You initiate a rocket-measuring contest. #KSPOfficial ends up with more bots than humans.
L142[23:34:04] <XXCoder> I guess it was so boring that people left
L143[23:35:25] <raptop> LunchBot has plans while everyone is distracted
L144[23:35:25] <LunchBot> I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunch,lunchmode,nextbook,book,answer,8ball,mission,outcome,stupid,wisdom,quote,colloid,nextcolloid,colloid²,nextfrog,frog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,bankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,choose,startup,nextstartup,startup1,startup2,startup3,banlist,word,non-word,nonword,help} help.
L145[23:36:35] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L146[23:36:35] <LunchBot> You attempt to mutate some neutrinos. You break the space-time continuum and end up sitting in front of a Pentium 433MHz computer running Windows 98.
L147[23:37:05] <XXCoder> lol. physics breaking indeed. and yeah repeat
L148[23:37:41] <Eddi|zuHause> who thought that mutating neutrinos could break space-time
L149[23:38:33] <Eddi|zuHause> in all likelyhood the universe simulator segfaulted, and rebooted into an earlier backup
L150[23:39:02] <raptop> ...wait, I was just playing Quake II
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