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L9[02:22:37] <Mat2ch> !mission
L10[02:22:38] <LunchBot> You fail to make
an earth-shattering kaboom. The booster stage is eaten by the space
kraken, and the barge it was supposed to land on is eaten by the
normal kraken.
L11[02:23:03] <Mat2ch> The kaboom was meant
to keep the Kraken away.
L12[02:25:08] <XXCoder> fun when you get 2
outcomes
L13[02:25:49] <Mat2ch> !mission
L14[02:25:49] <LunchBot> You update your
threat model. You did it wrong and now everybody hates you.
L15[02:26:08] <Mat2ch> Sorry! Really! I
will try again and fix it!
L16[02:26:38] <XXCoder> yeah the
orange/pink alarm level was too much
L17[02:27:07] <XXCoder> (bars
L18[02:27:40] <XXCoder> ;mission
L19[02:27:41] <LunchBot> You build a launch
vehicle using only ion engines. Kaboom, and the vessel is
gone!
L20[02:27:49] <XXCoder> too many ion
engines
L21[02:30:36] <Mat2ch> Chamber pressure too
high.
L22[02:31:02] <Mat2ch> !mission add You
fuel your rocket with celery.
L23[02:31:02] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
fuel your rocket with celery.
L24[02:31:14] <XXCoder> before it was
nerfed, I flew ion engine planes
L25[02:31:23] <XXCoder> man it had to be
really lightweight
L26[02:31:32] <XXCoder> after nerf it could
barely act as car
L27[02:44:56] <Mat2ch> I remember those
planes
L28[02:45:05] <Mat2ch> tbh it was ok that
those drives were nerved
L29[02:45:12] <XXCoder> yeah
L30[02:45:18] <XXCoder> its still as
powerful... in space
L31[02:45:28] <Mat2ch> *nerfed
L32[02:45:30] <XXCoder> it should have been
very weak in atomsphere
L33[02:45:48] <Mat2ch> How is KSP2 doing
btw?
L34[02:46:01] <XXCoder> dunno
L35[02:47:23] <Mat2ch> hm
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L37[03:11:27] <packbart> Mat2ch: it's
coming along from what I see in forum posts
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L44[03:48:58] <packbart> !mission add You
point your fusion drive at your orbital colony.
L45[03:48:59] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
point your fusion drive at your orbital colony.
L46[03:49:56] <packbart> a KSP 2 heat-flux
experiment
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L48[04:37:23] <Althego> leet time
L49[04:37:39] <Mat2ch> Time to make lunch
time
L50[04:37:46] <Mat2ch> I'm not sure what I
want
L51[04:37:54] <Mat2ch> but my choices are
limited, which helps.
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L54[05:52:54] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your
rocket begins leaking your proprietary blend of
Leaded-Asbestos-Boronated-Fluoroantimonic oxidizer.
L55[05:52:54] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Your rocket begins leaking your proprietary blend of
Leaded-Asbestos-Boronated-Fluoroantimonic oxidizer.
L56[05:53:03] <KrazyKrl> Spicy.
L57[05:55:18] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L58[05:55:18] <LunchBot> According to one
religion all Kerbals you meet are already dead, and enjoying an
afterlife stocked with unlimited rocket parts. There is much
bloodshed.
L59[05:55:43] <Eddi|zuHause> there always
is when religion gets involved. it's the way things go.
L60[05:57:29] <KrazyKrl> jebs junkyard in
the sky?
L61[06:02:21] <Mat2ch> !mission
L62[06:02:21] <LunchBot> During an
emergency, you activate the Emergency Medical Holographic Program.
You delete all the screenshots after a week so the Internet doesn't
get full.
L63[06:02:49] <FLHerne> I guess holograms
are a lot of data
L64[06:03:46] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add K-25
explodes, gaseously diffusing gaseous diffusers.
L65[06:03:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
K-25 explodes, gaseously diffusing gaseous diffusers.
L66[06:07:38] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
PTFE particles present in your blood begin to decompose due to the
heat.
L67[06:07:38] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
PTFE particles present in your blood begin to decompose due to the
heat.
L68[06:08:26] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add
You discover a whole new dimension.
L69[06:08:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
discover a whole new dimension.
L70[06:10:35] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Val
sighs at the aftermath, and switches the temperature display from
Rankine to Megacelsius.
L71[06:10:36] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Val
sighs at the aftermath, and switches the temperature display from
Rankine to Megacelsius.
L72[06:39:19] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Lucky
for you, each of your bones have fragmented into many smaller
bones.
L73[06:39:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Lucky for you, each of your bones have fragmented into many smaller
bones.
L74[06:43:19] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You
violate the CTBT.
L75[06:43:19] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
violate the CTBT.
L76[06:43:25] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You
violate the CTBT.
L77[06:43:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
violate the CTBT.
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L80[07:24:47] <KrazyKrl> ;mission
L81[07:24:47] <LunchBot> You speak in faux
cyrillic, just to annoy the people who speak real cyrillic. The
Queen is yeeted off of the surface of the earth at 8km/s.
L82[07:25:58] <Eddi|zuHause> luckily
there's more than one queen
L83[07:26:10] <Althego> hehe
L84[07:26:20] <Althego> how do you speak in
cyrillic?
L85[07:27:27] <Eddi|zuHause> does wikipedia
have a list of all currently active queens?
L86[07:33:34] <SporkWitch> if social media
is any indication, everyone is a queen now
L87[07:35:57] <Althego> yaaaas, yo go queen
:)
L88[07:37:52] <Mat2ch>
*inserteveryoneisaqueenmemehere*
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L92[08:15:51] <raptop> KrazyKrl: consider:
measuring temperatures in electron volts
L93[08:20:49] <Althego> hehe
L94[08:21:10] <Althego> how usable would it
be?
L95[08:24:43] <raptop> It's pretty
reasonable if you're working with various plasmas
L96[08:30:45] <Mat2ch> !mission
L97[08:30:46] <LunchBot> You imagine six
impossible things before breakfast. You ctrl-F the outcomes file,
and this outcome did not exist before now existing.
L98[08:34:38] <raptop> very meta
L99[08:44:06] <raptop> !outcome add You
knock over the launch tower.
L100[08:44:07] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
You knock over the launch tower.
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L103[09:31:22] <FLHerne> .outcome add It
turns out you were in a computer game the whole time. Timothy Spall
frustratedly analyzes your screw-ups and directs you to the
Recuperation Lounge.
L104[09:31:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
It turns out you were in a computer game the whole time. Timothy
Spall frustratedly analyzes your screw-ups and directs you to the
Recuperation Lounge.
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L119[14:04:54] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L120[14:04:54] <LunchBot> You wish you
knew how it would feel to be free. Kerbals are legally allowed to
stab you for that.
L121[14:05:44] <Eddi|zuHause> *notes*
free-thinking is illegal in kerbdom
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L123[14:16:01] <XXCoder> oh boy
yeah.
L124[14:16:29] <XXCoder> or maybe its
specifically you that cant have freedom
L125[14:16:40] <XXCoder> ;mission
L126[14:16:40] <LunchBot> You decide to
bring a 90 Kerbal base to Laythe. You discover that you *weren't*
in a simulation after all. All those things you did 'without
consequences' have consequences.
L127[14:16:51] <XXCoder> ouch
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L137[17:04:21] <raptop> Eddi|zuHause:
correct. The compute costs of thinking are so high that the free
plans have all been discontinued
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L149[19:18:33] <raptop> !mission add You
slap your rocket around a bit with a large trout.
L150[19:18:34] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You slap your rocket around a bit with a large trout.
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L156[21:20:31] <raptop> !mission
L157[21:20:32] <LunchBot> You fire off
large amounts of chaff and flares in an attempt to escape a gimbal
lock. You decide the mission should be uncrewed for safety and mass
budget reasons, but Jeb sneaks into the fairing just before
launch.
L158[21:20:56] <raptop> That outcome feels
like a mission
L159[21:24:50] <XXCoder> we had double
outcome, now double mission lol
L160[21:25:01] <XXCoder> ;mission
L161[21:25:02] <LunchBot> To discourage
use of a gigantic hyperspace death-ray, you turn its barrel into a
civilian space habitat. As a large language model, you are unable
to plan this mission out properly.
L162[21:25:23] <XXCoder> hm
L163[21:25:52] <raptop> That outcome feels
like it would work with almost any mission
L164[21:26:18] <XXCoder> yeah
L165[21:26:43] <XXCoder> I usually try
write it with as many matches as possible
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L168[21:35:39] <raptop> !mission add You
look into deorbiting Phobos because that's easier than deorbiting
Gilly.
L169[21:35:39] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You look into deorbiting Phobos because that's easier than
deorbiting Gilly.
L170[21:36:57] <raptop> [the joke being
that this is *correct*. Depending on details, you might need
something like 500 m/s instead of 250 m/s, but since Phobos is only
like 10% the mass of Gilly...]
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