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L11[04:37:41] <Althego> leet time
L12[04:38:10] <darsie> .
L13[05:32:22] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/You notice the/ You notice the/
L14[05:32:23] <LunchBot> No recently-mentioned mission found matching "You notice the".
L15[05:32:31] <KrazyKrl> ;mission you notice the
L16[05:32:31] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "you notice the".
L17[05:32:44] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome fixup s/You notice the/ You notice the/
L18[05:32:45] <LunchBot> New text is: You notice the double-space formatting in ;mission. This messes with you to no end.
L19[05:32:51] <KrazyKrl> ftfy
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L23[07:14:17] <FLHerne> .mission add You invent a *really awesome* rumour and tell it to everybody.
L24[07:14:17] <LunchBot> Added mission: You invent a *really awesome* rumour and tell it to everybody.
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L31[08:50:33] <sandbox> !mission
L32[08:50:33] <LunchBot> In the near future, writing no longer exists. All design information must be represented as emojis. The aftermath is known as the Global Action War.
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L36[10:38:23] <sandbox> !mission
L37[10:38:23] <LunchBot> You try to make models using a blender set to puree. A mysterious pumpkin -ificates into existence over KSC and destroys the VAB.
L38[10:39:16] <sandbox> mysterious
L39[10:39:48] <Althego> a mysterious what
L40[11:15:05] <raptop> !8ball Are mysterious gourdes trustworthy?
L41[11:15:05] <LunchBot> In the next hour, or not at all.
L42[11:19:23] <FLHerne> I guess they go off pretty quickly
L43[11:20:09] <FLHerne> you need to keep the lid on the blender when making pumpkin soup, otherwise the pumpkins go astray and that happens
L44[11:23:49] <raptop> I'm not sure what to make of the implication that you usually have the lid off the blender
L45[11:25:30] <FLHerne> surely that's implied by the original outcome
L46[11:25:50] <raptop> hm
L47[11:25:53] <FLHerne> normally, when you start blending your meal it doesn't end up in the air over the VAB
L48[11:26:03] <raptop> Vehicle Assembly Blender
L49[11:27:50] <FLHerne> now I can't not think of Top Gear's V8 Blender https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDlMLqdvHzI
L50[11:27:59] <FLHerne> .wisdom add You can't blend old people!
L51[11:27:59] <LunchBot> Added quote: You can't blend old people!
L52[11:28:52] <Althego> you can, but wouldnt be nice
L53[11:34:18] <raptop> !wisdom add <@Althego> you can, but wouldnt be nice
L54[11:34:18] <LunchBot> Added quote: <@Althego> you can, but wouldnt be nice
L55[11:37:20] <sandbox> new people
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L57[11:51:37] <FLHerne> new people?
L58[11:52:22] <raptop> I'm unsure who would be new. Though I guess FLHerne hasn't been *that* active in here in the past?
L59[11:54:02] <sandbox> You can't blend old people!
L60[11:54:15] <raptop> oh
L61[11:54:24] <raptop> uh, you should blend default cubes instead
L62[11:54:32] <Althego> soylent green is kerbals!
L63[11:54:46] <raptop> And that's what mystery goo is made of
L64[11:57:43] <raptop> !choose mystery goo|soylent green|kethane
L65[11:57:44] <LunchBot> kethane
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L70[14:09:42] <Azander> !mission
L71[14:09:42] <LunchBot> You use a halogen lamp to heat your fuel. This all ends with Kicks and Mutes.
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L73[14:23:31] <XXCoder> ouch
L74[14:23:36] <XXCoder> ;mission
L75[14:23:36] <LunchBot> You put on the Gravity finale soundtrack to make your reentry even more intense. As a result of a clerical error, Jebediah becomes the next pope.
L76[14:23:59] <XXCoder> bunch of steps missing
L77[14:38:15] <packbart> flaming chariot from heaven and all that
L78[14:38:40] <FLHerne> .mission kratholic
L79[14:38:40] <LunchBot> The Kratholic Pope Jebediah I holds mass for the worship of Kraken.
L80[14:39:44] <XXCoder> kraken approves
L81[14:40:09] <XXCoder> you may get 10% less kraken effect on rockets
L82[14:42:27] <FLHerne> .outcome add The Kracken is appeased, and your rockets are devoured almost 10% less frequently.
L83[14:42:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The Kracken is appeased, and your rockets are devoured almost 10% less frequently.
L84[14:42:45] <XXCoder> lol
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L86[14:48:31] <darsie> CKracken
L87[14:48:59] <packbart> Zak
L88[14:49:08] <darsie> Mak
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L92[14:57:43] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/cke/ke/
L93[14:57:44] <LunchBot> New text is: The Kraken is appeased, and your rockets are devoured almost 10% less frequently.
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L95[15:02:18] <raptop> !mission add You take advantage of a "Buy one, get one free" deal on KD-25K "Kickback" boosters.
L96[15:02:18] <LunchBot> Added mission: You take advantage of a "Buy one, get one free" deal on KD-25K "Kickback" boosters.
L97[15:02:41] <raptop> !outcome fixup s/Kracken/Kraken/
L98[15:02:41] <LunchBot> No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "Kracken".
L99[15:02:50] <raptop> oh, wait, that was already done
L100[15:02:57] <XXCoder> lol
L101[15:05:14] <XXCoder> ;mission You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.
L102[15:05:14] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.".
L103[15:05:22] <XXCoder> ;mission add You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.
L104[15:05:22] <LunchBot> Added mission: You need to install module #18271haz-8ab to socket #1701a-us at rocket section #9ajz-1-ab.
L105[15:06:46] <raptop> Those are some part numbers
L106[15:07:03] <XXCoder> seen more complex part numbers on actual airplane parts
L107[15:07:14] <raptop> !quote currywurst
L108[15:07:14] <LunchBot> Volkswagen currywurst is a brand of sausage manufactured by the Volkswagen car maker since 1973. The sausage is branded as a "Volkswagen Original Part" and has been given the part number 199 398 500 A. It is Volkswagen's most-produced single component.
L109[15:07:27] <raptop> !quote currywurst.
L110[15:07:27] <LunchBot> "Volkswagen also sells utensils to go with the currywurst. One example is the plate, part number 33D 069 602."
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L112[15:08:03] <XXCoder> btw -ab parts is ispired from actual parts I made when I worked
L113[15:09:25] <XXCoder> there was -a, -b, and -ab versions. im sure there was more but cant remember
L114[15:11:15] <packbart> in the VW case, "199 398 500 B" is the ketchup to go with part A
L115[15:11:43] <XXCoder> fun lol
L116[15:11:43] <raptop> !quote add <packbart> in the VW case, "199 398 500 B" is the ketchup to go with part A
L117[15:11:43] <LunchBot> Added quote: <packbart> in the VW case, "199 398 500 B" is the ketchup to go with part A
L118[15:11:51] <packbart> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_currywurst
L119[15:12:33] <raptop> Imagine if you could go to a Volkswagon dealership and buy currywurst
L120[15:12:51] <XXCoder> yeah. too bad vw isnt doing well lately
L121[15:13:02] <XXCoder> caught with pollution few times
L122[15:13:55] <raptop> Defeat device: cleaner than a Tesla in Missouri (due to all the coal). But dirtier than one in California
L123[15:14:20] <XXCoder> I wouldnt buy a telsa
L124[15:14:26] <packbart> raptop: "A portion is also sent to Volkswagen dealerships across Europe which use the currywurst as a present for customers who purchase new cars" - apparently, it comes with a car ;)
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L126[15:14:52] <raptop> nice
L127[15:15:14] <XXCoder> germany agency is complaining about low quality coating on telsas. like less than half thick as other cars so pitting will happen and rust
L128[15:16:23] <packbart> Tesla cars are low-quality overall, from what I've seen. I don't want to drive one because I prefer to have important information up front
L129[15:16:43] <packbart> I don't want to glance to a small number on the middle screen to see the speed
L130[15:16:56] <XXCoder> I recently read about overall ev buying. seems the less enterainment center it got, more popular it is
L131[15:16:59] <XXCoder> gee I wonder why!
L132[15:17:18] <packbart> VW id3, otoh, has the worst software. Push a touch button and it can take seconds to react
L133[15:17:22] <XXCoder> I want a car, not rolling phone
L134[15:18:03] <raptop> Staring at my phone most of the time while going somewhere is what happens when I'm taking transit
L135[15:18:17] <packbart> I use car-sharing rentals by the minute, so I get to try more models and don't need to worry about service
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L137[15:21:36] <raptop> If there were such a place next to my apt I would be very tempted. But, uh, the nearest is in practice 30+ minutes away (and farther than at least one normal rental place!)
L138[15:23:23] <packbart> we don't have fixed places here, just park it legally
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L148[19:09:21] <raptop> !mission add You ask "what's the worst that could happen?" out loud.
L149[19:09:22] <LunchBot> Added mission: You ask "what's the worst that could happen?" out loud.
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L152[20:18:33] <raptop> !mission
L153[20:18:33] <LunchBot> You do not seek the approval of Wenceslas IV. You are forced to launch another rescue mission for the previous one. The universe reaches its recursion limit and segfaults.
L154[20:36:17] <XXCoder> so resuce missions all way down
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L157[21:44:16] <raptop> !choose deorbit gilly|deorbit phobos
L158[21:44:17] <LunchBot> deorbit gilly
L159[21:44:31] <raptop> (See, the joke is that Phobos is actually easier)
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L161[21:49:12] <Althego> no launch today, rocketlab scrubbed
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L166[23:15:52] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L167[23:15:52] <LunchBot> Given that you can dereference pointers, you decide to dereference a few frames. In your wildest nightmares, you never considered that you could slam unthinking into a celestial body!
L168[23:16:49] <Eddi|zuHause> who is unthinking?
L169[23:18:32] <Althego> tiktok users?
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L173[23:41:07] <raptop> In the context of that sentence, "you" are
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