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L2[00:44:36] <Mat2ch> Why was the FH launch aborted?
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L18[04:33:43] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your parents were watching that whole ordeal, and beg the developers for a "revert the offspring" button.
L19[04:33:43] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your parents were watching that whole ordeal, and beg the developers for a "revert the offspring" button.
L20[04:37:51] <darsie> 1337
L21[04:55:55] <Mat2ch> !mission
L22[04:55:55] <LunchBot> You replace the mechanical Jeb with an electronic Jeb. [DATA EXPUNGED].
L23[04:56:20] <Mat2ch> Great. Deletes its own data.
L24[04:57:55] <KrazyKrl> I mean, you kind of need to sponge the data from the mechanical jeb due to all the lubricant that was sprayed all over the capsule.
L25[04:59:32] <Mat2ch> There's probably a mission in that.
L26[04:59:34] <Mat2ch> :D
L27[04:59:53] <Mat2ch> !mission add To further save weight you use sponges as landing gear.
L28[04:59:53] <LunchBot> Added mission: To further save weight you use sponges as landing gear.
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L30[05:01:43] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add To adaptively control ballast of the spacecraft, you liquify the crew and feed them into the fuel tanks.
L31[05:01:43] <LunchBot> Added mission: To adaptively control ballast of the spacecraft, you liquify the crew and feed them into the fuel tanks.
L32[05:02:39] <Mat2ch> That's cruel :D
L33[05:04:31] <darsie> I'm not sure how that works.
L34[05:05:10] <Mat2ch> Imagine a huge juice squeezer...
L35[05:06:18] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The international community judges your actions as cruel and unusual, and increases your funding for the block 2 prototypes.
L36[05:06:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The international community judges your actions as cruel and unusual, and increases your funding for the block 2 prototypes.
L37[05:06:20] <darsie> A Lunar emergency vehicle was proposed where the (single, IIRC) crew would maintain attitude by leaning.
L38[05:07:59] <KrazyKrl> darsie: you obviously use the liquidcrew™ to both pressurize and balance the center of mass in the craft to assist in translation and reduction of forces outside of the flight envelope.
L39[05:08:37] <darsie> ic, so the liquid crew can move, just like the mystery goo.
L40[05:09:09] <KrazyKrl> well, you don't need helium to pressurize the craft when the crew contains helium.
L41[05:11:08] <darsie> The simplest designs had no attitude control system at all. Instead the pilot would stand during the flight, and simply lean backwards, forwards or side-to-side to move the center of gravity relative to the center of thrust of the fixed engine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_escape_systems#Control
L42[05:12:26] <darsie> "Ultimately, however, this was considered to be less desirable than hardware control, particularly as it imposed significant constraints on vehicle thrust level and inertia. "
L43[05:12:52] <darsie> They could have used a movable seat, controlled by levers or screws.
L44[05:13:17] <darsie> or gears
L45[05:14:12] <KrazyKrl> Well, if you pump the crew around the craft in sufficient amounts, you can gain https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermaneuverability purely from the massive shift in the center of mass.
L46[05:16:29] <darsie> Or using a two axis joint and a handle.
L47[05:17:35] <KrazyKrl> liquifying the crew is the only option, sorry.
L48[05:18:01] <darsie> Might not work with incapacitated crew.
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L50[05:19:45] <KrazyKrl> a liquified crew isn't incapacitated? we're running spam-in-a-can 'round these parts.
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L53[06:44:35] <Mat2ch> !nela
L54[06:44:35] <Kerbot> Mat2ch => Falcon 9 - Starlink-95 (6-7) - Jul 28 (estimated) - https://rocketlaunch.live/launch/starlink-6-7 for info/stream
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L57[07:16:55] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add You reduced the crew to a soup-like homogenate.
L58[07:16:55] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You reduced the crew to a soup-like homogenate.
L59[07:35:53] <packbart> Yum yum
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L61[07:47:37] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L62[07:47:37] <LunchBot> You construct an orbital magma cannon. Someone on IRC expresses another level of meta-opinion on the pointlessness of meta-opinions in order to obtain the moral high ground.
L63[07:56:05] <packbart> so, it's pointless to criticize your pointless cannon?
L64[08:04:11] <Mat2ch> !mission
L65[08:04:11] <LunchBot> After careful analysis of the planets' orbits, you find no evidence of an undiscovered Planet X in the Kerbol system. You set a new record for minimizing Δv use.
L66[08:10:58] <packbart> "Planet doesn't exist. Required dV: 0 m/s"
L67[08:13:51] <Mat2ch> \o/
L68[08:13:54] <Mat2ch> I'm a hero!
L69[08:17:03] <raptop> To be fair, you also can't find gravitational evidence for the other 7 planets
L70[08:20:17] <Mat2ch> What if they are just holograms?
L71[08:21:17] <Mat2ch> What if WE are just holograms?
L72[08:21:22] * Mat2ch panics
L73[08:21:59] <packbart> would it make any difference?
L74[08:22:34] <raptop> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
L75[08:25:09] <Mat2ch> Why do I have to eat and sleep if I'm a hologram? Who programmed this?
L76[08:29:17] <raptop> The programmers were weirdly obsessed with realism in some areas
L77[08:32:00] <Althego> the famous horse balls state simulation in read dead 2
L78[08:36:23] <raptop> pretty much yeah
L79[08:36:33] <Eddi|zuHause> why didn't they rename planet X (X=10) after demoting pluto?
L80[08:36:45] <raptop> Why is $thing about the universe like that? Because of crunch!
L81[08:37:10] <raptop> They sort of did, see Mike Brown's talking about a planet 9
L82[08:39:10] <Eddi|zuHause> i've recently seen a theater play where pluto demands voting rights in the council of planets
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L85[09:14:45] <Mat2ch> Eddi|zuHause: Did Pluto get voting rights in the end?
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L90[10:47:38] <Eddi|zuHause> *spoilers*
L91[11:36:16] <raptop> !mission
L92[11:36:16] <LunchBot> You set off to write an OS for your onboard computers. Your INSANE design SHOCKS the entire space industry.
L93[11:36:27] <raptop> Yeah, that fits
L94[11:37:06] <Eddi|zuHause> what does INSANE stand for?
L95[11:37:18] <Eddi|zuHause> (assuming it's an acronym, like usual)
L96[11:51:30] <raptop> hm
L97[11:51:45] <raptop> This also implies that SHOCKS is also an acronym
L98[12:01:55] <FLHerne> IN-Silicon Advanced Navigation Engine
L99[12:02:25] <FLHerne> (I think it's just parodying YouTube clickbait titles)
L100[12:04:16] <raptop> It is, but bacronyms are fun
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L102[12:11:21] <FLHerne> should i
L103[12:11:29] <FLHerne> be IN-Silico, anyway
L104[12:12:06] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L105[12:12:07] <LunchBot> Per UmbralRaptop's last memo, you start saving your screenshots as FITS images. You are zapped by PrefixCactus.
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L107[12:13:01] <Eddi|zuHause> can't ever please everyone...
L108[12:22:05] <raptop> hmm
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L112[13:41:49] <packbart> https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Kerbal%20Space%20Program - top stream: 3k viewers, second best: 10 viewers :D
L113[13:42:05] <packbart> s/3k/5k/
L114[13:44:49] <packbart> "neuro-sama the ai vtuber" - I see. AI taking streamer's jobs!1
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L121[16:37:25] <raptop> !outcome add ed is no longer the standard editor.
L122[16:37:25] <LunchBot> Added outcome: ed is no longer the standard editor.
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L126[17:29:56] <Izzy> We have transcended the need for POSIX
L127[17:30:38] <raptop> hm
L128[17:35:50] <raptop> I was pointed at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8LxTm7071E recently, and it's certainly a trip as a vim user
L129[18:03:40] <XXCoder> ;mission
L130[18:03:40] <LunchBot> 'Murica militarizes Pluto. Los Tres Primos steal your ship to aid the rebellion.
L131[18:03:56] <XXCoder> Pluto armies rebels!
L132[18:04:49] <raptop> hm
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L135[19:10:39] <Eddi|zuHause> i was just thinking "los del rio", would that make it the macarena-rebellion?
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L141[20:20:02] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L142[20:20:02] <LunchBot> You attempt to recreate the Cassini-Huygens mission. Your genius is duly recognised.
L143[20:20:11] <Eddi|zuHause> thank you.
L144[20:22:32] <XXCoder> amazing indeed
L145[20:23:15] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdSHi5Js104 starlink launch soon
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L149[21:00:59] <Althego> 20 sec
L150[21:22:39] <raptop> !mission
L151[21:22:40] <LunchBot> You are inspired by an XKCD what-if. You are smashed by Grabthar's Hammer.
L152[21:23:00] <raptop> Obviously someone thought it necessary to prevent my plans from coming to fruition
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L154[21:59:23] <XXCoder> thankfully, as many of those is bad
L155[21:59:44] <XXCoder> what if you was setting up for 0.98c baseball ball velocity
L156[21:59:48] <XXCoder> ;mission
L157[21:59:49] <LunchBot> You launch the KASA Marmite Explorer. You are beaten up by ULA lobbyists in the parking lot.
L158[22:00:14] <XXCoder> they didnt like my explorer I guess
L159[22:01:37] <raptop> It's fine, the baseball's lorenz factor is just barely over 5
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L164[23:12:46] <FLHerne> .outcome over 9000
L165[23:12:46] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "over 9000".
L166[23:13:19] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your Lorenz factor is over 9000!
L167[23:13:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your Lorenz factor is over 9000!
L168[23:25:44] <XXCoder> lol
L169[23:28:36] <FLHerne> I'm sure there's an 'over 9000' in there already
L170[23:29:23] <XXCoder> ;outcome 9000
L171[23:29:23] <LunchBot> Your Lorenz factor is over 9000!
L172[23:29:28] <XXCoder> seems not?
L173[23:30:16] <Althego> hehe
L174[23:30:35] <XXCoder> we all failed
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