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L22[06:21:24] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You change the mission logo to an X.

L23[06:21:24] <LunchBot> Added mission: You change the mission logo to an X.

L24[06:21:30] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L25[06:21:31] <LunchBot> Sweat beads on your brow when you read that your Synosiodic chamber has reached 3.5ppm with 23 side-fumbles per minute. You accidentally unleash AGC-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.

L26[06:32:58] <XXCoder> lol funny one

L27[06:33:07] <XXCoder> ;mission

L28[06:33:07] <LunchBot> You attempt to calculate your trajectory with a 47-adic number; but the only thing that happens is a series of unfortunate "accidents" attributed to someone called "Kerbal 47". While arguably unethical, this yields good results.

L29[06:33:37] <XXCoder> perfect. who needs ethitics?

L30[06:34:53] <KrazyKrl> arguably unethical? don't you mean literally unethical?

L31[06:36:20] <raptop> !mission add You are inspired by Wehrner's proposals in "Kerbals Will Conquer Space Soon!"

L32[06:36:20] <LunchBot> Added mission: You are inspired by Wehrner's proposals in "Kerbals Will Conquer Space Soon!"

L33[06:36:30] <raptop> This is perhaps unfair given how most outcomes are extremely negative

L34[06:37:01] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Someone implements your strategy in the world-record TAS of KSP2.

L35[06:37:01] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Someone implements your strategy in the world-record TAS of KSP2.

L36[06:38:45] <raptop> hm

L37[06:42:30] <raptop> !outcome add Your part rescaler converts half of the kerbals into some sort of lizard creature.

L38[06:42:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your part rescaler converts half of the kerbals into some sort of lizard creature.

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L40[06:45:03] <KrazyKrl> i thought we weren't supposed to mention the lizard people.

L41[06:45:32] <raptop> I'm just going for the wordplay instead of eg: a Voyager reference

L42[06:47:44] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Bill appends the mission log with a complaint of KSC's toilet paper having inadequate tensile strength.

L43[06:47:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill appends the mission log with a complaint of KSC's toilet paper having inadequate tensile strength.

L44[06:48:26] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome fixup s/strength./strength for the repair./

L45[06:48:26] <LunchBot> New text is: Bill appends the mission log with a complaint of KSC's toilet paper having inadequate tensile strength for the repair.

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L50[08:51:46] <FLHerne> .outcome add The outcome is *not* extremely negative! This surprises everyone.

L51[08:51:47] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The outcome is *not* extremely negative! This surprises everyone.

L52[08:55:07] <raptop> hrm, meta

L53[09:02:08] <Mat2ch> !mission

L54[09:02:09] <LunchBot> In lieu of an Alcubierre drive, you try an Alsphereierre drive instead. You died for failing to GET OFF MY LAWN!

L55[09:02:31] <Mat2ch> Drive didn't work. :|

L56[09:02:45] <Althego> hehe

L57[09:02:46] <raptop> indeed

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L60[09:05:10] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add KSC adds "Consumable Aerospace Kakes for Emergencies." And against all laws and ordinances; you taste one in a non-emergency situation.

L61[09:05:10] <LunchBot> Added mission: KSC adds "Consumable Aerospace Kakes for Emergencies." And against all laws and ordinances; you taste one in a non-emergency situation.

L62[09:06:20] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Your employee discount is permanently revoked.

L63[09:06:20] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your employee discount is permanently revoked.

L64[09:06:39] <raptop> Annoyingly, you are still an employee

L65[09:07:47] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You ctrl-F the outcomes file, and this outcome did not exist before now existing.

L66[09:07:48] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You ctrl-F the outcomes file, and this outcome did not exist before now existing.

L67[09:08:12] <KrazyKrl> wait, don't you all use ctrl-f in the missions and outcomes files before adding one?

L68[09:13:08] <packbart> no, I don't know where they are. or maybe forgot.

L69[09:14:08] <KrazyKrl> https://www.flherne.uk/hacks/missions.txt https://www.flherne.uk/hacks/outcomes.txt

L70[09:14:28] <packbart> ah

L71[09:17:36] <sandbox> there's something odd happening with the planes going to Edinburgh airport at the moment

L72[09:22:15] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Joe Kerman realizes his mission has no plan of return, so Joe plots a new course that terminates into an active volcano.

L73[09:22:15] <LunchBot> Added mission: Joe Kerman realizes his mission has no plan of return, so Joe plots a new course that terminates into an active volcano.

L74[09:22:25] <KrazyKrl> is that a joe vs the volcano reference? yes. yes it is.

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L76[09:27:26] <sandbox> things seems to be going back to normal now

L77[09:29:32] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You get an A* for your efforts... A Sagittarius A*.

L78[09:29:32] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You get an A* for your efforts... A Sagittarius A*.

L79[09:29:58] <raptop> I guess that's worse than getting an A* in pathfinding

L80[09:30:20] <KrazyKrl> afaik A* is like an A+ in the UK or something

L81[09:37:58] <raptop> ah

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L85[11:30:34] <raptop> !outcome add SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)

L86[11:30:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: SHODAN is horrified by your lack of ethics. (Also at your not being a machine)

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L88[11:42:09] <raptop> !outcome add This time around, the IAEA is called upon to investigate the incident.

L89[11:42:09] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This time around, the IAEA is called upon to investigate the incident.

L90[11:42:50] <Althego> are t here even nations on kerbin?

L91[11:43:01] <raptop> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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L104[15:49:22] <raptop> !outcome add Not even the astrobaras can save this mission.

L105[15:49:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Not even the astrobaras can save this mission.

L106[15:49:25] <raptop> !mission

L107[15:49:25] <LunchBot> You bring Minmus' psychedelic snow back to Kerbin to be integrated into the water cycle. You wish the consequences were unimaginable; that way you wouldn't keep imagining them.

L108[15:49:58] <raptop> Well maybe you shouldn't have gone with a substance that would expand one's imagination so much!

L109[15:59:22] <darsie> .

L110[16:04:22] <XXCoder> ;mission

L111[16:04:22] <LunchBot> You taunt Happy Fun Ball. No-one gets the reference.

L112[16:04:29] <XXCoder> I certainly didnt

L113[16:04:40] <raptop> I guess that's a sufficiently old reference

L114[16:04:51] <raptop> It's from like 1992

L115[16:05:17] <XXCoder> well im old enough lol

L116[16:05:26] <XXCoder> 14 years or so then

L117[16:05:45] <XXCoder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M

L118[16:05:46] <raptop> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M

L119[16:06:06] <raptop> huh, 1991

L120[16:06:09] <XXCoder> snl interesting

L121[16:06:30] <XXCoder> or looked at lol they invented the first scp :P

L122[16:09:33] <FLHerne> "suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds" sounds like a useful property for KSP

L123[16:09:57] <XXCoder> if it leaks, dont look at it

L124[16:10:10] <raptop> For all we know, Happy Fun Ball could contain mystery goo

L125[16:11:16] <XXCoder> flubber

L126[16:11:42] <XXCoder> flubber modified by same people who create scps

L127[16:11:53] <XXCoder> like "are we cool yet" group lol

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L129[16:19:42] <raptop> maybe

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L148[22:02:29] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L149[22:02:29] <LunchBot> You attach a couple hundred dozen RCS ports to your space station in an attempt to spin faster. Boom!

L150[22:03:03] <Eddi|zuHause> sounds like that worked :p

L151[22:05:12] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You'd like to run a mission, but any movement will wake up the cat.

L152[22:05:12] <LunchBot> Added mission: You'd like to run a mission, but any movement will wake up the cat.

L153[22:25:18] <raptop> kitty!

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L155[22:34:21] <XXCoder> eddi depends on if it worked well, or worked too well

L156[22:34:33] <XXCoder> ;mission

L157[22:34:33] <LunchBot> You decide to proceed with the launch, despite the knife storm. You give a TED talk on your exploits.

L158[22:34:45] <XXCoder> man that'd be a good story

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