L4[01:02:54] <FLHerne> .outcome add The inevitable happens, shocking everyone.

L5[01:02:54] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The inevitable happens, shocking everyone.

L7[01:43:18] <sandbox> !mission

L8[01:43:18] <LunchBot> Across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regard Kerbin with envious eyes, and slowly and surely draw their plans against us. As a result of a clerical error, you crash into the sun.

L9[01:59:11] <XXCoder> oh noes

L10[01:59:16] <XXCoder> you, the hero, died

L19[07:19:28] <Eddi|zuHause> wearealldoomed

L20[07:20:01] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L21[07:20:02] <LunchBot> You grab the Magic Boulder with a Klaw. You don't think it's fire. Fire would be a lot less drippy.

L22[07:36:26] <FLHerne> well, no, it's a boulder

L23[07:36:46] <FLHerne> not that rock is drippy under expected conditions

L24[07:36:48] <FLHerne> #

L25[07:39:17] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You demand the United Nations rename lava to drippy fire.

L26[07:39:17] <LunchBot> Added mission: You demand the United Nations rename lava to drippy fire.

L27[07:44:44] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Welcome to Costco, I love you!

L28[07:44:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Welcome to Costco, I love you!

L29[07:46:14] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You attempt to translate the Kerbal language into Welsh.

L30[07:46:14] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to translate the Kerbal language into Welsh.

L31[07:46:26] <KrazyKrl> ;mission

L32[07:46:27] <LunchBot> You build a Snarmory. For such a stupid idea, it works amazingly well.

L33[07:47:10] <Eddi|zuHause> weirdlychoerent,onceagain

L34[07:49:46] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add It's not stupid if it works... but in this case it was so very very stupid, immeasurably stupid indeed.

L35[07:49:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome: It's not stupid if it works... but in this case it was so very very stupid, immeasurably stupid indeed.

L36[07:54:45] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Out of all the outcomes in all the lines in all the .txt file; you walked right into this one.

L37[07:54:45] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Out of all the outcomes in all the lines in all the .txt file; you walked right into this one.

L38[07:55:55] <Eddi|zuHause> playitagain,sam.

L40[07:59:43] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your "Rosebud" launcher explodes on the launchpad.

L41[07:59:43] <LunchBot> Added mission: Your "Rosebud" launcher explodes on the launchpad.

L42[08:00:02] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You Xanadon't go to space today.

L43[08:00:02] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You Xanadon't go to space today.

L44[08:00:44] <Eddi|zuHause> spacen't

L45[08:01:59] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You find out that soylent green is people (good thing you're a Kerbal.)

L46[08:01:59] <LunchBot> Added mission: You find out that soylent green is people (good thing you're a Kerbal.)

L47[08:11:55] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Due to a clerical error, you're now on a trans-munar ejection burn.

L48[08:11:56] <LunchBot> Added mission: Due to a clerical error, you're now on a trans-munar ejection burn.

L49[08:12:45] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Tasty.

L50[08:12:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Tasty.

L51[08:39:15] <sandbox> !mission

L52[08:39:16] <LunchBot> You try to recapture all your base that are belong to the Kraken. The resulting explosion sends chunks of Duna hurtling into places unknown.

L61[12:07:47] <sandbox> !mission

L62[12:07:47] <LunchBot> Due to an accounting error; Bill forgets if he meets the age requirements of a mega bloks set. Sting writes a catchy and poignant song about it.

L64[12:22:07] <Eddi|zuHause> thereoncewasapersonwhogotalettertellingthemtoenrollinschool,theywere106yearsoldandthesoftwaredroppedthehighestdigit.

L65[12:22:27] <darsie> .

L66[12:56:33] <FLHerne> .mission fixup s/;/,/

L67[12:56:33] <LunchBot> New text is: Due to an accounting error, Bill forgets if he meets the age requirements of a mega bloks set.

L68[12:56:43] <FLHerne> someone really likes their semicolons

L71[13:39:37] <XXCoder> ;mission

L72[13:39:38] <LunchBot> You adopt a Langford Death Parrot as a pet, and set photos of it as everyone's desktop wallpaper. It is used by nefarious porpoises.

L73[13:39:51] <XXCoder> hah

L74[14:05:35] <Eddi|zuHause> nice.

L75[14:06:27] <Mat2ch> !mission

L76[14:06:27] <LunchBot> You fill in the last checkbox on the Geneva Checklist. MechJeb proves to be no less reckless than Real Jeb.

L77[14:12:57] <XXCoder> welps time to build another mechjeb from spare parts vat

L80[14:35:48] <FLHerne> .outcome add XXCoder says "welps, time to build another <see mission> from <the relevant> vat".

L81[14:35:48] <LunchBot> Added outcome: XXCoder says "welps, time to build another <see mission> from <the relevant> vat".

L82[14:37:05] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/"welps, time to build another <see mission> from <the relevant> vat"/"welps, time to get another <see mission> from vats."/

L83[14:37:05] <LunchBot> New text is: XXCoder says "welps, time to get another <see mission> from vats.".

L84[14:37:07] <XXCoder> lol

L85[14:37:15] <FLHerne> is closer to the usual phrasing

L86[14:50:01] <packbart> who refills the vats, I wonder

L94[18:15:29] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L95[18:15:29] <LunchBot> You build an inertial guidance system and proceed to launch missiles with it at your opponents. It took some serious convincing for the investors to believe it was a success.