L11[03:18:01] <raptop> !outcome add The explosion launches a 900 kg cap is upwards at 6 times escape velocity. You are unable to determine if it survived.

L12[03:18:01] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The explosion launches a 900 kg cap is upwards at 6 times escape velocity. You are unable to determine if it survived.

L17[03:21:01] <raptop> !mission

L18[03:21:01] <LunchBot> Inspired by the elegant design of the magnetorquer, you decide to try to build a magnetranslator to cut down on fuel costs. Hope you remembered your towels.

L27[06:32:19] <FLHerne> emdrive?

L28[06:35:17] <XXCoder> lol

L29[06:36:48] <XXCoder> "On June 10th, 2023, an all-electrical propulsion system for satellites (the IVO Quantum Drive) will fly to space for the first time. The system was built by North Dakota-based wireless power company IVO, Ltd., and will serve as a testbed for an alternative theory of inertia that could have applications for propulsion. The engine will launch atop a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket as part of a dedicated rideshare (Transporter 8) hosted by

L30[06:36:48] <XXCoder> commercial partner Rogue Space Systems. If the technology is validated, the Quantum Drive could trigger a revolution in commercial space and beyond. And if not, then we can relax knowing that the laws of physics are still the laws of physics!"

L31[06:36:56] <XXCoder> hm what happened to that test

L32[06:55:29] <FLHerne> .outcome add The trip switch was on green which you thought was right. But apparently it needs to be red. You feel like such an idiot.

L33[06:55:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The trip switch was on green which you thought was right. But apparently it needs to be red. You feel like such an idiot.

L34[06:58:07] <XXCoder> ;mission add You really want to press that huge red button on mission console. That BIG red button lures you. Just like forbidden fruit.

L35[06:58:07] <LunchBot> Added mission: You really want to press that huge red button on mission console. That BIG red button lures you. Just like forbidden fruit.

L36[06:58:24] <XXCoder> ;mission

L37[06:58:24] <LunchBot> You install an Adobe product on your computer. Due to a clerical error, nobody died.

L38[06:58:31] <XXCoder> wheew

L39[06:59:43] <FLHerne> doesn't seem to be any news

L40[07:00:16] <FLHerne> is that the first magic reactionless drive to actually be launched into space?

L41[07:00:25] <XXCoder> supposely.

L42[07:00:35] <FLHerne> well, yeah

L43[07:01:31] <XXCoder> no result so far. either it didnt work, test isnt done yet, or they are still working on data

L50[07:43:49] <FLHerne> .mission add Jeb invents a new toffee recipe, and now 80% of Kerbals on his Mun colony have their jaws stuck shut.

L51[07:43:49] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb invents a new toffee recipe, and now 80% of Kerbals on his Mun colony have their jaws stuck shut.

L70[11:56:53] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L71[11:56:53] <LunchBot> you listen to some music GreeningGalaxy recommended on the forums. Mistakes were made.

L72[11:57:11] <Eddi|zuHause> music mistakes are the worst

L73[11:57:35] <XXCoder> wouldnt know lol

L74[11:57:37] <XXCoder> ;mission

L75[11:57:38] <LunchBot> To improve morale, you arrange a production of "The King in Yellow". You blame it on your ADD.

L76[11:57:54] <XXCoder> uh is that a musical?

L77[11:58:18] <XXCoder> I guess I didnt pay attention at all if I setup one...

L78[11:58:51] <XXCoder> ah its a short story. stage? sounds better than musical already...

L80[12:01:09] <funkenstein> I can't think of a succinct way to describe how KSP works to someone who might not have any idea what I'm talking about

L81[12:01:30] <funkenstein> words of advice?

L82[12:01:38] <XXCoder> "you mess around and find out with rockets"

L83[12:01:54] <XXCoder> "and planes"

L84[12:04:20] <FLHerne> XXCoder: It's a short story about a fictional book with the same name

L85[12:04:58] <FLHerne> *fictional play, even

L86[12:05:14] <XXCoder> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_in_Yellow

L87[12:05:18] <XXCoder> interesting

L88[12:05:24] <FLHerne> which drives people who read it insane

L93[12:55:59] <darsie> "You assemble rockets from parts, fly missions, gain science points which you can use to unlock new parts."

L94[12:56:33] <darsie> funkenstein:

L103[14:08:58] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIwvwYVUuxg

L104[14:09:00] <raptop> !choose probodyne|probodobodyne|probodobodobodyne

L105[14:09:00] <LunchBot> probodyne

L108[14:11:47] <raptop> relatedly, this SCP is basically The King in Yellow with the serial numbers filed off https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701

L109[14:12:14] <Althego> also an euclid :)

L110[14:51:36] <Althego> stream started

L111[15:04:34] <Althego> another stream for the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIwvwYVUuxg

L115[15:51:02] <Althego> heh... dumb ghost asks the chat the question. how do rockets fly?

L116[15:51:12] <Althego> chat already: here we go again

L117[15:51:44] <Althego> this is probably going to take an hour. to explain newtons's laws

L118[15:52:39] <Althego> hehe somebody already suggested ksp

L119[15:54:50] <sandbox> !mission

L120[15:54:50] <LunchBot> Stock aero comes out. This probably has something to do with quantum.

L121[16:07:46] <Althego> oh no, now it is slingshot

L122[16:09:03] <Althego> hah she got the concept of the orbit

L131[19:17:40] <Eddi|zuHause> ... quantum aero?

L132[19:17:56] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L133[19:17:56] <LunchBot> You design a massive spacefaring virus. You instigate CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN.

L134[19:18:39] <Eddi|zuHause> how bad can a vacuum-transmissible viros be?

L135[19:18:54] <Eddi|zuHause> *virus

L136[19:22:08] <darsie> digital?

L137[19:22:44] <darsie> Virus proteins tend to lose shape and function when they dry out.

L141[19:58:30] <Azander> !mission

L142[19:58:30] <LunchBot> In order to prove to your boss that the terminal doesn't accept wildcards, you issue #rm -rf * in the root directory. You don't see your rocket launch due to buffering.

L143[20:24:38] <raptop> A surprisingly non-castastrophic outcome

L144[20:46:52] <sandbox> !mission

L145[20:46:53] <LunchBot> You question the value of orbital mechanics software written in FORTRAN. Your carbon footprint is so positive that you create a singularity and suddenly become immeasurably carbon negative.

L146[21:11:51] <FLHerne> raptop: I guess they only rm -rf *d the video streaming server

L147[21:11:54] <Eddi|zuHause> i think nowadays root got some protections against rm -rf

L148[21:21:43] <raptop> FLHerne: probably

L149[21:23:53] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You set out to hack 127.0.0.1.

L150[21:23:54] <LunchBot> Added mission: You set out to hack 127.0.0.1.

L151[21:24:20] <XXCoder> ;mission

L152[21:24:21] <LunchBot> You collide a Proton and an Electron rocket in the hopes of speeding up the Neutron R&D process. Jeb is pleased to hear that he's a sexy youtube motherlover.

L153[21:24:46] <XXCoder> thats weird side effect

L154[21:24:55] <XXCoder> welms. time to get another jeb out of vats

L155[21:25:22] <XXCoder> ;outcome add Oh well. Time to get another Jeb out of vats.

L156[21:25:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Oh well. Time to get another Jeb out of vats.

L157[21:28:52] <FLHerne> .outcome replacement Jebs

L158[21:28:52] <LunchBot> You grow some replacement Jebs in the clone tanks, but they eat each other.

L159[21:29:44] <FLHerne> (that was a sci-fi reference but I've totally forgotten what it was)

L160[21:46:20] <raptop> Hrm, do we get better results if we grow replacement Vals?

L161[21:46:25] <raptop> !mission

L162[21:46:25] <LunchBot> You create a new system for cryogenic device categorization: The "Dewar Decimal" system. Your father arrives; and vents all sorts of dadly radiation.

L163[21:46:40] <raptop> Of course there's a venting problem

L164[22:01:33] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Even weeks later, you find mun dust in places where it shouldn't be.

L165[22:01:33] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Even weeks later, you find mun dust in places where it shouldn't be.

L166[22:03:22] <packbart> like, on Dres

L167[22:10:58] <raptop> heh

L168[22:11:16] <raptop> I mean, what else would you find? Studio-grade mundust?

L169[22:17:38] <XXCoder> ;mission add You fake a Mun landing, at one of stages. You however, sourced actual Mun dust for the scene.

L170[22:17:38] <LunchBot> Added mission: You fake a Mun landing, at one of stages. You however, sourced actual Mun dust for the scene.

L172[22:25:17] <darsie> You could get moon dust without landing with a rotovator.

L173[22:25:28] <darsie> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momentum_exchange_tether#Rotovator

L174[22:25:31] <darsie> Mun*

L175[22:25:55] <XXCoder> lol

L176[22:31:54] <Eddi|zuHause> well, "check your staging" gets a new meaning with that mission :p

L177[22:32:33] <Eddi|zuHause> also, i think it misses an article or something

L178[22:33:30] <XXCoder> you can do fixup if you want. english isn't my first language after all

L181[23:05:02] <Eddi|zuHause> mine neither :)

L183[23:08:59] <packbart> well, there's genuine Mars dust on Earth. it's just spread out too much to be noticeable

L184[23:10:09] <Eddi|zuHause> i'm sure you can find more concentrated bits

L185[23:10:35] <Eddi|zuHause> but those probably don't count as "dust"

L187[23:12:48] <packbart> well, you could grind down a martian meteorite and decorate your stage with it. but I guess it still would need a lot of them

L188[23:13:07] <packbart> ( although there seem to be some larger specimens available https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martian_meteorite )

L189[23:17:18] <raptop> Hrm, there's no mission or outcome with a "Czech your staging" joke

L190[23:17:33] <raptop> (presumably if you fail to, you get defenestrated through the launch window)

L191[23:18:36] <Eddi|zuHause> alledgedly they survived that fall

L192[23:18:58] <Eddi|zuHause> by falling in a pile of dung...

L193[23:19:25] <raptop> I want to say that was only for the first defenestration?

L194[23:19:59] <Eddi|zuHause> no, the second one is the famous one

L195[23:20:11] <raptop> ah

L196[23:23:20] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add After you failed to czech your staging, you are defenestrated out of the launch window.

L197[23:23:20] <LunchBot> Added outcome: After you failed to czech your staging, you are defenestrated out of the launch window.

L198[23:24:15] <XXCoder> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343070336084082708/1124839102227939438/image0.png

L199[23:24:30] <XXCoder> talking about defenestrated

L200[23:24:47] <XXCoder> ;mission add You try to learn what "defenestrated" means.

L201[23:24:47] <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to learn what "defenestrated" means.

L202[23:25:59] <raptop> !choose defenestrated a computer with a debian livecd|defenestrated a computer by throwing it

L203[23:25:59] <LunchBot> defenestrated a computer by throwing it

L204[23:26:09] <raptop> er, s/ed//g

L205[23:30:39] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L206[23:30:39] <LunchBot> You set your parachute on fire. Kmath fails to parse your outcome.

L207[23:31:37] <Eddi|zuHause> probably a misconception about "hot air balloon" :p

L208[23:31:55] <raptop> whoopes

L209[23:31:59] <raptop> *whoops