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L31[09:23:04] <FLHerne> .mission add You
discover that Kerbals are small human children in costumes. Feeling
guilty about blowing so many up in hilarious ways, you decide to
make amends.
L32[09:23:04] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
discover that Kerbals are small human children in costumes. Feeling
guilty about blowing so many up in hilarious ways, you decide to
make amends.
L33[09:23:50] <XXCoder> oh boy that went
dark in a hurry
L34[09:23:56] <XXCoder> ;mission
L35[09:23:56] <LunchBot> You take a wrong
turn at Alcubierre. You come down with a bad case of Raptor
Cough.
L36[09:24:09] <XXCoder> time traveled too I
guess
L37[09:27:12] <FLHerne> ;outcome add You
shout "FIRE!", but instead of evacuating your crew start
manning the weapons.
L38[09:27:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
shout "FIRE!", but instead of evacuating your crew start
manning the weapons.
L39[09:27:20] <FLHerne> kerballing?
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L47[12:25:18] <raptop> Ah, further evidence
that kerbals are actually orks
L48[12:25:54] <darsie> Klingons?
L49[12:27:51] <sandbox> ;mission
L50[12:27:51] <LunchBot> You attempt
laxative calculus. You are unable to get NEAR.
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L52[12:38:54] <raptop> uh
L53[12:40:27] <Althego> icarus proudbottom
in the curse of the chocolate fountain
L54[12:44:30] <raptop> !mission
L55[12:44:30] <LunchBot> You design and
build a bagel museum. You are having a really bad problem and you
will not go to space today.
L56[12:44:47] <raptop> Bagels are more
important than space!
L57[12:45:05] <raptop> At least that's
what I'm going to claim if Bill asks where the LOX went
L58[12:48:41] <raptop> !8ball Is smoked
salmon a good oxidizer?
L59[12:48:42] <LunchBot> The stars say
so.
L60[12:48:53] <Althego> lol
L61[12:49:02] <Althego> they are
wrong
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L64[13:42:50] <KrazyKrl> ;8ball are the
stars wrong?
L65[13:42:50] <LunchBot> Your question has
been outsourced to Boeing. The primary deliverable
("answer") is expected by Q3 2025.
L66[13:43:40] <Althego> hehe
L67[13:43:46] <Althego> too soon
L68[13:43:56] <Althego> make it 2035
L69[14:01:46] <raptop> The stars are always
wrong; when was the last time you saw cthulhu?
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L96[16:18:51] <Mat2ch> uh
L97[16:18:53] <Mat2ch> nice
L98[16:19:05] <Althego> hehe
livestream
L99[16:19:06] <Mat2ch> well, "16
min"-live ;)
L100[16:19:10] <Althego> new image every
few minutes
L101[16:20:48] <sandbox> I would've
never thought about keeping batteries in the fridge
L102[16:21:15] <sandbox> seems risky to
me
L103[16:21:44] <Mat2ch> Why? Cold means
the chemistry is slower
L104[16:21:58] <sandbox> too much
moisture
L105[16:22:13] <Mat2ch> Put it in a sealed
box.
L106[16:28:31] <Althego> it is in a sealed
box already
L107[16:28:38] <Althego> its own
casing
L108[16:29:18] <packbart> if you've
got excessive moisture in your fridge, something's wrong
L109[16:38:08] <Mat2ch> Althego: but the
contacts and wires could corrode
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L115[18:43:59] <sandbox> ;mission
L116[18:43:59] <LunchBot> You fashion a
sort of industrial strength Faberge egg – intricate, wonderfully
worked, refined beyond all ordinary desires, a museum piece from
the start. This somehow increases your stock valuation.
L117[18:44:21] <Althego> kind of
obvious
L118[18:47:28] <Althego> ;mission
tannhauser
L119[18:47:29] <LunchBot> No mission found
matching "tannhauser".
L120[18:47:38] <Althego> ;mission
tannhäuser
L121[18:47:39] <LunchBot> You watch
C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
L122[18:53:14] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Bob
attempts to microwave some shellfish in the Science Jr. which
causes a minor clam-ity.
L123[18:53:15] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Bob attempts to microwave some shellfish in the Science Jr. which
causes a minor clam-ity.
L124[18:53:47] <Althego> eh
L125[18:55:32] <Eddi|zuHause> isn't
that an outcome?
L126[18:55:46] <Althego> ;outcome
outcome
L127[18:55:46] <LunchBot> UmbralRaptor
adds more ;missions and ;outcomes to LunchBot.
L128[18:55:46] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L129[18:55:47] <LunchBot> Across the gulf
of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the
beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic,
regard Kerbin with envious eyes, and slowly and surely draw their
plans against us. The Kraken dines on your kerbals.
L130[18:56:00] <Althego> ;outcome
mission
L131[18:56:00] <LunchBot> Turns out
mission planning technique is more important than rocket
size.
L132[18:56:09] <packbart> like tears of a
unicorn, lost in the rain
L133[18:56:18] <Althego> heh cant find it.
there is one about chat arguing if it is a mission or outcome
L134[18:56:39] <Eddi|zuHause> i know that
one
L135[18:57:02] <packbart> I've
recently seen that one
L136[18:57:12] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome
chat
L137[18:57:12] <LunchBot> You can't
prove you aren't a chatbot.
L138[18:57:19] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
chat
L139[18:57:20] <LunchBot> ;mission becomes
the sole source of entertainment in the KSP chat.
L140[18:57:31] <Eddi|zuHause> that pretty
much came true
L141[18:58:24] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome
everyone argues with you
L142[18:58:24] <LunchBot> Everyone argues
with you about whether or not this should have been a mission or an
outcome.
L143[19:02:00] <Eddi|zuHause> so... the
intellect of the kraken...
L144[19:02:26] <Eddi|zuHause> reads like a
poem...
L145[19:02:36] <Eddi|zuHause> means i need
to read it 5 times before it starts to make sense :p
L146[19:04:11] <raptop> That mission is
apparently yoinked from the H G Wells novel "War of the
Worlds"
L147[19:05:24] <Althego> ;outcome add
Tonight we dine in space!
L148[19:05:24] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Tonight we dine in space!
L149[19:06:14] <Mat2ch> That is a great
one
L150[19:09:59] <Eddi|zuHause> that's
the one with the mass panic, which probably was invented by the
press media to discredit that new fangled radio thingie
L151[19:16:27] <packbart> Orson Welles
adapting H.G. Wells
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L155[20:32:13] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L156[20:32:14] <LunchBot> You invent a
time machine powered by consuming alternate universes that
"probably don't want to exist so much."
:thonk:
L157[20:33:21] <Althego> i guess somebody
else used up your alternate universe. and that makes that
sound
L158[20:35:14] <Eddi|zuHause> better than
someone else using up my REAL universe.
L159[20:36:29] <Eddi|zuHause> (Internet
slang) Used ironically in reaction to a conclusion seen as
illogical.
L160[20:36:31] <Eddi|zuHause> That guy
robbed me once already, so he won't do it again. Thonk.
L161[20:37:36] <raptop> Also in some
places it'll be used as a low quality version of this emoji
🤔
L162[20:38:28] <Eddi|zuHause> anyway, how
are these combos always fitting so well. are we sure this is a bot?
:p
L163[20:38:49] <Althego> we dont knwo the
code, somebody could have preselected combinations
L164[20:39:20] <Althego> but yes, lately
they fit too welll
L165[20:39:53] <Althego> i mean yes our
brains try to rationalize it anyway, but often it is just too
unrelated for that. or at least should be, but not anymore
L166[20:39:57] <raptop> It's just
random, but we do sometimes mock the RNG in other channels
L167[20:40:02] <packbart> it's a
superpower of the human brain to see well fitted structure in
randomness. and the missions and outcomes are a curated randomness
to boot
L168[20:40:11] <Althego> maybe this is the
sign that we are in the matrix
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L170[20:43:30] <packbart> !outcome add
[Outcome elided. Turing Limit exceeded.]
L171[20:43:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
[Outcome elided. Turing Limit exceeded.]
L172[20:45:37] <Althego> ;mission add You
successfully compute the Chaitin omega number.
L173[20:45:37] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You successfully compute the Chaitin omega number.
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L177[21:18:27] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add
42.
L178[21:18:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
42.
L179[21:40:27] <XXCoder> ;mission
L180[21:40:27] <LunchBot> You try to
verify if the Sega Genesis has blast processing. This instigates an
egregious netsplit in #kspofficial.
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L182[21:40:44] <XXCoder> wow sega broke
urc
L183[21:40:49] <Eddi|zuHause> apparently
it was a blast :p
L184[21:40:49] <XXCoder> *irc
L185[21:40:59] <XXCoder> yep
L186[21:42:34] <Mat2ch> !mission
L187[21:42:34] <LunchBot> You measure the
capacity of your fuel tanks in butts. Jeb is judged to weigh
decidedly less than a duck.
L188[21:49:03] <Mat2ch> Yeah, that happens
if you don't stick to metric units!
L189[21:52:29] <XXCoder> all kinds of
units lol
L190[21:57:48] <Mat2ch> I've never
heard of "duck" as a unit, but somewhere in the english
speaking world it is probably used
L191[21:58:10] <Mat2ch> like "we
found a goose that weight more than a duck" or so
L192[21:59:03] <Mat2ch> *weighed
L193[21:59:12] <Mat2ch> In fact it weighed
3 duck.
L194[21:59:48] <XXCoder> usa news use all
units but imperial or meteric
L195[22:01:24] <Mat2ch> There's a
storm the size of Kuba coming!
L196[22:01:58] <XXCoder> yeah even if
people cant visualize it. I remember some news saying something was
200+ football fields long
L197[22:02:04] <XXCoder> like anyone can
visualize that
L198[22:02:07] <Mat2ch> hehe
L199[22:02:14] <Mat2ch> I can't
visualize one field
L200[22:02:29] <XXCoder> I can because I
played football growing up :D
L201[22:02:31] <Mat2ch> but the reason may
be that I wasn't near one for years...
L202[22:02:42] <XXCoder> its 100 yards so
its near 100 meters long
L203[22:02:48] <Mat2ch> I remember hating
jogging around it.
L204[22:03:21] <Mat2ch> I still wonder how
I managed to do the 2.5 km run for some school sports event
L205[22:04:11] *
Mat2ch was never the marathon type...
L206[22:05:48] <Azander> !mission
L207[22:05:48] <LunchBot> It's
Jebbin' time! You have a bad feeling about this.
L208[22:05:56] <Mat2ch> I would,
too...
L209[22:06:08] <Azander> yeah
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L213[22:24:52] <sandbox> ;mission
L214[22:24:52] <LunchBot> You slow down to
speed up. All of half of your landing ship have landed on Mun
intact!
L215[22:25:41] <Mat2ch> So the one part
did slow down and the other sped up. Got it.
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L217[22:48:03] <sandbox> ;mission
L218[22:48:03] <LunchBot> You design a
series of planetary probes around the paradigm of exchanging
reaction mass for ablative lithobraking equipment. Your mission is
foiled by nefarious porpoises.
L219[22:48:47] <XXCoder> oh boy what sea
animals?
L220[22:48:58] <XXCoder> thought kerbin
only has grass trees and kerbals
L221[22:52:10] <packbart> aquabraking is
even more deadly in KSP than lithobraking
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