L53[13:21:42] <FLHerne> ;outcome add You get stuck and a tug has to come and drag you away.

L54[13:21:42] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You get stuck and a tug has to come and drag you away.

L55[13:23:29] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L56[13:23:29] <LunchBot> You steal the KSP sourcecode and tries to compile a version for Symbian. You get addicted to deep space coffee.

L57[13:23:50] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/tries/try/

L58[13:23:50] <LunchBot> New text is: You steal the KSP sourcecode and try to compile a version for Symbian.

L66[14:08:38] <FLHerne> .outcome add You don't know all of the answers in life, but you do know all of the things which aren't the answers, and this idea falls into the same category as Scientology, homeopathic medicine, and making dogs wear tiny sweaters due to a misplaced belief that this is what dogs would do if they had access to looms and opposable thumbs.

L67[14:08:38] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You don't know all of the answers in life, but you do know all of the things which aren't the answers, and this idea falls into the same category as Scientology, homeopathic medicine, and making dogs wear tiny sweaters due to a misplaced belief that this is what dogs would do if they had access to looms and opposable thumbs.

L71[15:23:02] <sandbox> !mission

L72[15:23:02] <LunchBot> You begin stockpiling blood drives in a blood shed. You try to put out the fire with Nukage and make KSC unusable for 1337 years, the half life of Blutonium.

L73[15:23:47] <darsie> Blut=blood in German.

L74[15:37:03] <FLHerne> that explains what you wanted all the blood for

L79[16:46:58] <raptop> In which the mission/outcome pair work surprisingly well

L80[16:50:46] <sandbox> !mission

L81[16:50:46] <LunchBot> You find the funky D. Your Lorentz factor exceeds 10 digits.

L82[16:54:07] <packbart> "a quantity expressing how much the measurements of time, length, and other physical properties change for an object while that object is moving" - hm. that's what happens at 1000x phys-warp

L83[17:30:35] <Mat2ch> !mission add Someone intones Life is Life.

L84[17:30:35] <LunchBot> Added mission: Someone intones Life is Life.

L85[17:30:38] <Mat2ch> !mission

L86[17:30:38] <LunchBot> You hold a press conference about your space program. Through the fire and through the flames, you carry on.

L87[17:30:52] <Althego> intones?

L88[17:31:00] <Althego> you mean live is life?

L89[17:31:20] <Mat2ch> That's what a press conference about my space program would feel like.

L90[17:31:21] <Althego> by opus

L91[17:31:24] <Althego> which is not a codec

L92[17:31:36] <Mat2ch> !mission fixup s/Life is Life/Live is Life/

L93[17:31:36] <LunchBot> New text is: Someone intones Live is Life.

L94[17:31:58] <Althego> it is their one hit wonder song

L95[17:32:01] <Althego> quite known here

L96[17:32:56] <Mat2ch> still they were active until 2021

L97[17:34:48] <Althego> from 73, close to 50 years

L98[17:35:56] <Mat2ch> Not bad

L99[17:42:24] <Althego> ;mission add Because of budget cuts, you decide CAPCOM should whistle the Quindar tones.

L100[17:42:24] <LunchBot> Added mission: Because of budget cuts, you decide CAPCOM should whistle the Quindar tones.

L101[17:49:29] <raptop> huh, for some reason I've only heard the Laibach version of that song

L102[18:10:07] <Mat2ch> Laibach?

L103[18:11:59] <raptop> Weird Slovenian band

L104[18:12:52] <Althego> they played the music for iron sky

L105[18:12:52] <Mat2ch> And they did a cover of Live is Life?

L106[18:12:56] <raptop> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB9lObWclFQ

L107[18:12:58] <Althego> they did

L108[18:15:24] <Mat2ch> lol, age restricted video, because... well

L109[18:15:30] <raptop> oops

L110[18:15:31] <Mat2ch> we all know what I wanna make fun of :D

L111[18:15:36] <Althego> you can find non age restricted video

L112[18:15:51] <Mat2ch> There is a firefox plugin to unblock it.

L113[18:15:57] <Althego> i didnt know they covered the song so i looked it up when i read it on the wikii

L114[18:15:59] <Mat2ch> plugin, addon, whatever.

L115[18:16:20] <Mat2ch> I haven't heard Live is Life in decades probably. But it is still burnt into my brain.

L116[18:16:31] <Mat2ch> And reminds me of times where things looked different.

L117[18:16:33] <Mat2ch> Mostly bigger.

L120[19:14:28] <Mat2ch> !mission

L121[19:14:28] <LunchBot> The Ultramarines touch down on Kerbin. Gill falls into Eve.

L122[19:14:36] <Mat2ch> !mission

L123[19:14:36] <LunchBot> You build your rocket out of chocolate. A mod/op kicks you for violating rule 2.4b.

L124[19:14:49] <Mat2ch> 2.4b says: No chocolate rockets.

L125[19:17:14] <packbart> strawberry cake rockets are superior in all aspects

L126[19:20:18] <raptop> yum

L127[19:20:19] <raptop> !lunch

L128[19:20:19] <LunchBot> Tostadas.

L129[19:21:31] <Mat2ch> !nela

L130[19:21:33] <Kerbot> Mat2ch => Falcon 9 - Arabsat-7B (BADR-8) - Wed May 24, 2023 03:25:00 UTC (L-08:16:19) - https://rocketlaunch.live/launch/arabsat-7b for info/stream

L131[19:21:45] <Mat2ch> !lunch

L132[19:21:46] <LunchBot> Taiwanese rice ball with pork floss+ chinese donut+pickled veg+egg.

L133[19:22:06] <Mat2ch> floss?!

L134[19:22:44] <sandbox> !mission

L135[19:22:44] <LunchBot> ;mission becomes the sole source of entertainment in the KSP chat. The universe packs up and leaves.

L136[19:22:53] <packbart> "There are two common kinds of pork floss: pork sung and pork fu."

L137[19:22:58] <sandbox> yep pretty much

L138[19:23:41] <packbart> well, it's not the _sole_ source but an important one

L139[19:26:56] <darsie> .mission add You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel.

L140[19:26:56] <LunchBot> Added mission: You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel.

L141[19:28:32] <darsie> .mission del You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel.

L142[19:28:32] <LunchBot> Deleted mission: "You mine metallic hydrogen at Jool and use it as rocket fuel."

L143[19:29:07] <darsie> .mission add You sink to the surface of Jool to mine metallic hydrogen as rocket fuel.

L144[19:29:07] <LunchBot> Added mission: You sink to the surface of Jool to mine metallic hydrogen as rocket fuel.

L145[19:29:51] <packbart> for the electromagnetic engine?

L146[19:30:17] <darsie> .outcome add As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.

L147[19:30:17] <LunchBot> Added outcome: As you approach the surface of Jool you see your reflection in a metallic hydrogen mirror and watch your space suit collapse in horror.

L148[19:33:15] <Mat2ch> !mission

L149[19:33:16] <LunchBot> You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light. The booster stage is eaten by the space kraken, and the barge it was supposed to land on is eaten by the normal kraken.

L150[19:38:09] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L151[19:38:09] <LunchBot> You assign Jeb to Collins Duty. Your spaceship is haunted by Seth Rogen's ghost and all you hear is "huh huh huh"

L152[19:38:28] <Eddi|zuHause> too many insiders in that one

L153[19:53:07] <Mat2ch> hehe

L154[19:53:09] <Mat2ch> !mission

L155[19:53:09] <LunchBot> A yellow glow-in-the-dark octopus-like creature infiltrates your Science Jr. containers. Kerbals are legally allowed to stab you for that.

L156[19:53:23] <Mat2ch> Wait. It wasn't me!

L157[19:57:49] <raptop> too late! 🔪🔪🔪

L158[19:59:37] <Mat2ch> Oh no, it's Mack the Knife!

L159[19:59:52] <raptop> !choose mack the knife|mac the truck

L160[19:59:52] <LunchBot> mac the truck

L161[20:01:02] <Mat2ch> uhhh, please give me the knife.

L162[20:06:17] <raptop> hm