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L1[00:49:06] <raptop> !choose worm|meatball|wormball|meatworm

L2[00:49:07] <LunchBot> meatball

L3[00:49:21] <raptop> that is far too reasonable, LunchBot

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L15[03:28:40] <raptop> !mission

L16[03:28:41] <LunchBot> You help a newbie in #KSPOfficial. Meanwhile, someone is _wrong_ on the IRC. Your program seems to be working fine, and then it tries to display a string that should say “Hello world,” but instead it prints “#a[5]:3!” or another syntactically correct Perl script.

L17[03:29:27] <raptop> If I drop a cat on a keyboard, what's the probability of gettinga syntactically correct Perl script? 30%?

L18[03:29:46] <Althego> i think there was a paper for randomly generated strings

L19[03:37:09] <raptop> lol

L20[03:37:17] <raptop> (...I'm not sure what to search for to find it)

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L32[09:54:03] <Funkenstein> ;mission

L33[09:54:04] <LunchBot> You build a rocket of unusual size. You accidentally unleash kOS-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.

L34[09:55:40] <Althego> was it a small or a big rocket?

L35[10:05:23] <XXCoder> the answer is of course yes

L36[10:05:35] <XXCoder> rocket made from trillions of tiny rockets

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L49[12:15:33] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The resultant expanding gas cloud caused synesthesia in the affected life forms.

L50[12:15:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The resultant expanding gas cloud caused synesthesia in the affected life forms.

L51[12:22:23] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The faint polka music emitted was heard by everyone in the observable universe.

L52[12:22:23] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The faint polka music emitted was heard by everyone in the observable universe.

L53[12:31:49] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You send letters to the UN in an attempt to change the word "spacetime" to the word "meatspace."

L54[12:31:50] <LunchBot> Added mission: You send letters to the UN in an attempt to change the word "spacetime" to the word "meatspace."

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L56[12:53:19] <Funkenstein> ;outcome add Cousin Lorbish photosynthesizes.

L57[12:53:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Cousin Lorbish photosynthesizes.

L58[12:53:33] <Funkenstein> ;mission

L59[12:53:33] <LunchBot> You attempt to delete kmath database. You catastrophically disassemble.

L60[12:53:40] <Funkenstein> ;mission

L61[12:53:41] <LunchBot> You launch a mission to redirect and/or destroy asteroid B612. It was inevitable.

L62[12:54:06] <Funkenstein> ;nextlunch

L63[12:54:07] <LunchBot> Jacket potato with beans.

L64[12:54:12] <Funkenstein> -_-

L65[12:54:17] ⇦ Parts: Funkenstein (uid584895@id-584895.ilkley.irccloud.com) ())

L66[12:57:04] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add As punishment, someone created a time machine so they could prevent the invention of bacon.

L67[12:57:04] <LunchBot> Added outcome: As punishment, someone created a time machine so they could prevent the invention of bacon.

L68[12:57:55] <Althego> the bacon is inevitable

L69[12:58:04] <Althego> no timeline without it

L70[12:58:49] <Mat2ch> !mission

L71[12:58:49] <LunchBot> You equip your craft with a bigger meatsink. Bliss has never seemed more unattainable.

L72[13:19:22] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome Geneva checklist

L73[13:19:23] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "Geneva checklist".

L74[13:19:39] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You cross another entry off of the Geneva checklist.

L75[13:19:40] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You cross another entry off of the Geneva checklist.

L76[13:24:46] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.

L77[13:24:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.

L78[13:25:19] <Althego> ;outcome add You fail the Voight-Kampff test.

L79[13:25:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You fail the Voight-Kampff test.

L80[13:27:08] <packbart> that test is overrated and doesn't mean anything

L81[13:30:47] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!

L82[13:30:47] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Congratulations on committing the first Super-Felony!

L83[13:31:43] <KrazyKrl> ;mission

L84[13:31:43] <LunchBot> You try to find proof of the multiverse. As a result of a clerical error, Jebediah becomes the next pope.

L85[13:40:40] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You attempt to use Secret Sauce as your oxidizer.

L86[13:40:41] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to use Secret Sauce as your oxidizer.

L87[13:43:20] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add All affected parties end up noticeably moistened.

L88[13:43:21] <LunchBot> Added outcome: All affected parties end up noticeably moistened.

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L91[13:54:09] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add A small confetti explosion happens due to buffoonery function collapse.

L92[13:54:10] <LunchBot> Added outcome: A small confetti explosion happens due to buffoonery function collapse.

L93[14:03:24] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You design and build a bagel museum.

L94[14:03:25] <LunchBot> Added mission: You design and build a bagel museum.

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L100[14:28:06] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You vary your turbopump's speed in an attempt to play Lux Aeterna.

L101[14:28:06] <LunchBot> Added mission: You vary your turbopump's speed in an attempt to play Lux Aeterna.

L102[14:34:09] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked."

L103[14:34:10] <LunchBot> Added mission: You start referring to your rocket's wet mass as "pre cooked."

L104[14:54:29] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L105[14:54:29] <LunchBot> You outsource the assembly of your rockets to Australia. This might return enough science data for you to invent the ladder.

L106[14:55:34] <Althego> hehe

L107[14:55:38] <Althego> australia

L108[14:55:42] <Althego> science!

L109[14:56:08] <Eddi|zuHause> the results justify the means

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L111[15:10:36] <raptop> It sure is weird that kerbal wheels are derived from turbopumps...

L112[15:11:43] <Althego> what is the ladder derived from then?

L113[15:12:08] <raptop> Unsure, possibly handholds on the exteriors of capsules

L114[15:35:02] <KrazyKrl> ;mission

L115[15:35:02] <LunchBot> There's a kerman with a gun over there... You are forced to atone for your crimes against Physics, kerbalkind, and The Kraken.

L116[15:35:35] <KrazyKrl> ;result guessidie

L117[15:35:44] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome guessidie

L118[15:35:44] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "guessidie".

L119[15:38:22] <raptop> I guess a kerbal got fed up with you

L120[15:40:29] <Mat2ch> !mission

L121[15:40:29] <LunchBot> You find the petrified Philosopher's Cactus. Eve is so darn purple.

L122[15:40:44] <Mat2ch> That's what the Cactus said.

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L127[17:14:14] <KrazyKrl> ;mission

L128[17:14:14] <LunchBot> You analyze Jool's atmosphere to determine if it contains mystery and/or green goo. You're not sure why you expected there to be any survivors.

L129[17:14:30] <raptop> F

L130[17:22:19] <Althego> hehe

L131[17:22:24] <Althego> must have been the high pressure

L132[17:32:16] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You risk a jail sentence while attempting to break the laws of gravity.

L133[17:32:16] <LunchBot> Added mission: You risk a jail sentence while attempting to break the laws of gravity.

L134[17:47:41] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your spacecraft has been hazardously a-plated due to a typo while installing its heatshields.

L135[17:47:41] <LunchBot> Added mission: Your spacecraft has been hazardously a-plated due to a typo while installing its heatshields.

L136[17:47:49] <KrazyKrl> ;mission

L137[17:47:49] <LunchBot> You attempt to push Jool into the Fulton Gap to increase the amount of land for Kerbals to live on. And everyone was run over by a space bus driven by the kraken.

L138[18:07:44] <raptop> The mission part is 100% my fault

L139[18:08:05] <raptop> (incidentally, you should google Fulton Gap, it's a neat bit of exoplanet stuff)

L140[18:08:22] <cringe> ISS Urine Tanke Level: 64%

L141[18:12:25] <raptop> guess it's time to do some processing

L142[18:12:40] <Althego> hehe

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L151[19:49:44] <ESkilton> Learn all about Richard Simmons getting dateraped by Regina native Edna Skilton! https://pastes.io/3zb8ipyqbv

L152[19:51:00] *** ESkilton was kicked by raptop (ESkilton))

L153[19:51:23] <raptop> been a while since we had someone do that sort of spamming

L154[19:52:10] <FLHerne> :mission add Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!

L155[19:52:10] <LunchBot> Added mission: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!

L156[19:52:35] <raptop> heh

L157[19:52:53] <FLHerne> ;mission fixup s/a genius/an ingenious/

L158[19:52:53] <LunchBot> New text is: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's an ingenious device to travel on the surface without exploding!

L159[19:53:10] <raptop> alternatively, kerbals could call "wheels" something like "translation wheels" to distinguish them from the more common (reaction) wheels

L160[19:53:21] <FLHerne> ;mission fixup s/exploding/exploding so often/

L161[19:53:21] <LunchBot> New text is: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in turbopumps, Wernher invents the "wheel". It's an ingenious device to travel on the surface without exploding so often!

L162[19:53:55] <FLHerne> the original version was a bit misleading, given the low TRL of all KSP wheels

L163[19:54:54] <raptop> hah

L164[19:55:22] <FLHerne> :mission add Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in reaction wheels and turbopumps, Wernher invents the "translation wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!

L165[19:55:22] <LunchBot> Added mission: Inspired by the spinny disk thing used in reaction wheels and turbopumps, Wernher invents the "translation wheel". It's a genius device to travel on the surface without exploding!

L166[19:55:33] <FLHerne> hm

L167[19:56:23] <FLHerne> oops

L168[19:57:31] <FLHerne> (fixed in PM to avoid further spam)

L169[19:58:31] <FLHerne> ;mission self-evident

L170[19:58:31] <LunchBot> You hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Kerbals (except the orange-suits) are created equal, that they are doomed by their Creator to certain inescapable fates, that among these are Fire, Gravity and that thing where the wheels go haywire.

L171[19:59:25] <FLHerne> (hit it by accident; I think that's my single greatest addition to the bot)

L172[20:01:32] <raptop> it's an extremely good mission

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L180[21:35:40] <raptop> !mission

L181[21:35:40] <LunchBot> In effort to curb embezzlement, you spend all your funds to convert SolidFuel to FOOF. This is widely considered to be a bad move.

L182[21:36:02] <raptop> that's unnreasably sane

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L186[22:01:10] <KrazyKrl> ;mission

L187[22:01:10] <LunchBot> You present an Erinaceinae with a dilemma. KSP in a nutshell.

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L193[23:33:20] <Az> !mission

L194[23:33:20] <LunchBot> In an attempt to save money on fuel you fit fuel lines from your engines to your tanks. kmath stares at you.

L195[23:59:11] <raptop> you know you've messed up when a dead bot is annoyed with you