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L2[00:05:20] <FLHerne> raptop: shouldn't
have invented a product that no-one needs to buy more than one drop
of
L3[00:06:05] <FLHerne> standard fuels are
the ultimate in planned obsolescence, one use and the customer has
to come back for more
L4[00:12:29] <raptop> hah
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L16[01:56:13] <raptop> !mission
L17[01:56:13] <LunchBot> You are tasked
with fixing an overpopulation of kerbals. Your rocket is struck on
the launchpad by a recklessly-driven fuel truck.
L18[01:56:30] *
raptop claims success
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L38[08:35:07] <Althego> kikkerikii
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L42[09:03:42] <FLHerne> ;outcome add You
are jolted awake by the noise of a thousand pieces of metal
smashing into the ground.
L43[09:03:42] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
are jolted awake by the noise of a thousand pieces of metal
smashing into the ground.
L44[09:07:31] <XXCoder> ;mission
L45[09:07:31] <LunchBot> You expand your
rocket into a Taylor series. MechJeb takes "suicide burn"
literally.
L46[09:07:41] <XXCoder> oh boy
L47[09:07:53] <XXCoder> infinite rockets
doing suicide burns
L48[09:20:27] <Althego> hehe
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L62[12:46:16] <NeckoGecko> No. We are
better.
L63[12:46:45] <packbart> !outcome
better
L64[12:46:46] <LunchBot> This may have been
better with Godzilla.
L65[12:46:47] <packbart> !outcome
better
L66[12:46:47] <LunchBot> Jeb chokes to
death on a KitKat, but gets better.
L67[12:46:52] <packbart> hm
L68[12:46:55] <Althego> hehe
L69[12:46:58] <Althego> as he always
does
L70[12:47:23] <packbart> !outcome do
better
L71[12:47:23] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "do better".
L72[12:48:06] <packbart> !outcome add You
can do better.
L73[12:48:06] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
can do better.
L74[12:48:56] <packbart> !mission
L75[12:48:56] <LunchBot> You land your
giant transit vehicle on its nozzles on the surface of Minmus. The
Mun rises above the horizon and you sail into it.
L76[12:49:40] <packbart> sailing on Minmus
is really the only way to travel
L77[12:50:44] <Althego> the worst space
pirate i have ever heard of
L78[12:53:16] <packbart> Ol'
Greenbeard
L79[12:55:31] <packbart> Pirates of the
Minmarean
L80[12:55:35] <packbart> I'm done now
:)
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L82[13:42:36] <SporkWitch> Althego: ah, but
you have heard of him :P
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L93[17:27:34] <raptop> !mission
L94[17:27:34] <LunchBot> You taunt DuoDex.
There is a relevant xkcd made tomorrow.
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L100[20:00:34] <XXCoder> !outcome add Jeb
gets better again... as usual.
L101[20:00:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Jeb gets better again... as usual.
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L108[21:42:44] <FLHerne> ;mission add You
save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel out
of chocolate.
L109[21:42:44] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel
out of chocolate.
L110[21:55:21] <Funkenstein>
;mission
L111[21:55:21] <LunchBot> You travel
160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are stationary. Remember not
to turn during booster separation!
L112[21:55:39] <Funkenstein> Lol Space
Oddity
L113[22:15:09] <raptop> hm
L114[22:50:32] <Funkenstein> ;mission add
You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
L115[22:50:32] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
L116[22:50:47] <raptop> meep
L117[23:09:51] <darsie> That might be an
outcome.
L118[23:15:31] <raptop> yeah
L119[23:15:55] <SporkWitch> definitely
better as outcome
L120[23:18:29] <raptop> !mission del
L121[23:18:30] <LunchBot> ""
doesn't uniquely specify a mission, deletion failed!
L122[23:18:33] <raptop> !mission del You
feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
L123[23:18:33] <LunchBot> Deleted mission:
"You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a
carrier."
L124[23:18:37] <raptop> !outcome add You
feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
L125[23:18:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
You feel the guilt of putting a panicked cat in a carrier.
L126[23:18:43] <raptop> !mission
L127[23:18:43] <LunchBot> The original
mission plan is unworkable. Your efforts to save Jeb exceed the
bounds of reason. You are disentoweled. ( a disastrous
punishment)
L128[23:19:06] <raptop> !outcome fixup s/(
/(/
L129[23:19:06] <LunchBot> New text is: You
are disentoweled. (a disastrous punishment)
L130[23:19:35] <SporkWitch> it all makes
sense, now, kerbals explode because they forget to bring their
towels! everyone knows you should never forget your towel!
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L132[23:25:47] <Funkenstein> Voon, you'd
have to be very un-froody to forget your towel
L133[23:45:29] <FLHerne> ;mission add You
invent a rocket powered by lightning.
L134[23:45:29] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You invent a rocket powered by lightning.
L135[23:52:22] <Funkenstein> ;outcome add
Your attempts to harness the lightning fail, as it burns right
through the leather.
L136[23:52:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Your attempts to harness the lightning fail, as it burns right
through the leather.
L137[23:57:31] <raptop> Note to self: do
not attempt to attach a chariot to a pair of English Electric
Lightnings