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L1[00:04:20] <raptop> !mission add You
assume that all cows are spheres flying through a vacuum.
L2[00:04:20] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
assume that all cows are spheres flying through a vacuum.
L3[00:23:47] <raptop> !mission
L4[00:23:47] <LunchBot> You set off to write
an OS for your onboard computers. Your blubbering displeases the
Kraken.
L5[00:24:07] <raptop> Yeah, working with
computers at that level would cause SAN damage
L6[00:24:51] <raptop> !mission add You etch
complex poisoned runes into sand, and then run lightning through
them.
L7[00:24:51] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
etch complex poisoned runes into sand, and then run lightning
through them.
L8[00:28:24] <raptop> Hrm, there's probably
no good line to sneak in a Leiningen Versus the Ants ref
L9[00:34:08] <funkenstein> ;mission
L10[00:34:08] <LunchBot> You are tasked
with fixing an overpopulation of kerbals. You get caught up in an
argument over units of measurement and do not go to space
today.
L11[00:34:35] <funkenstein> g vs K
L12[00:34:55] <funkenstein> (gallons of goo
vs kilograms of kerbal)
L13[00:35:24] <raptop> reminder that
there's nothing stopping you from measuring temperatures in
eV
L14[00:35:37] <raptop> Well, aside from the
fact that literally only physicists will understand you
L15[00:36:42] *
raptop wonders if there's some way to exploit a pun involving eV
and eevee
L16[00:39:52] <raptop> !mission add You
complain about people swapping around parts/stages, insisting that
this is unrealistic and "rockets are not legos".
L17[00:39:52] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
complain about people swapping around parts/stages, insisting that
this is unrealistic and "rockets are not legos".
L18[00:40:10] <raptop> (They're not, but
pretending that they are is considerably less wrong)
L19[00:41:11] <raptop> !outcome add The
Kraken dines on your kerbals.
L20[00:41:11] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
Kraken dines on your kerbals.
L21[00:42:22] <raptop> !outcome add The
Kraken drinks all the mystery goo.
L22[00:42:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
Kraken drinks all the mystery goo.
L23[00:44:24] <raptop> !mission add You
attempt to replenish your monopropellant supply with mystery
goo.
L24[00:44:24] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
attempt to replenish your monopropellant supply with mystery
goo.
L25[00:44:39] <raptop> !mission add You
attempt to refill your mystery goo cannisters with
monopropellant.
L26[00:44:39] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
attempt to refill your mystery goo cannisters with
monopropellant.
L27[00:46:09] <raptop> !outcome
thermali
L28[00:46:09] <LunchBot> You thermalize
your breakfast, losing most of its energy as waste heat.
L29[00:46:25] <raptop> > not eating a
fast breakfast
L30[00:51:54] <SporkWitch> raptop: the
teapot in orbit of the sun is a famous hypothetical about
unprovable hypotheses, especially in the context of gnostic atheism
("i know god does not exist," as opposed to agnostic
atheism "i've not seen evidence to imply a god exists").
There might be a teapot in orbit of the sun, but because it's so
tiny, it's functionally unprovable, so you can't definitively state
there isn't one,
L31[00:51:59] <SporkWitch> only the absence
of evidence that there is one.
L32[00:52:30] <SporkWitch> i'm assuming
he's reading the second part about a tentacle as a reference to The
Flying Spaghetti Monster, a legal religion that's openly made
up
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L66[10:44:35] <FLHerne> I don't think the
FSM's tentacles are robotic
L67[10:45:10] <FLHerne> at least according
to mainstream Pastafarians, there's probably some offshoot
cult
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L70[10:51:48] *
darsie founded ##pastafari at libera.irc.
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L79[13:02:16] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You miscalculate the eV, and it evolves unexpectedly.
L80[13:02:16] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
miscalculate the eV, and it evolves unexpectedly.
L81[13:07:29] <darsie> the electron
volt?
L82[13:17:39] <UmbralRaptop> eV and eevee
are pronounced the same…
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L84[13:41:56] <darsie> eevee?
L86[13:47:59] <sandbox> is there any other
eevee?
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L88[13:48:27] <raptop> not that I'm aware
of
L89[14:17:03] <Pinkbeast> Expected
Value
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L93[14:23:10] <raptop> <eevee||eevee>
= 1?
L94[14:25:11] <Althego> unit vector?
L95[14:26:32] <raptop> Taking the expected
value of a pokemon
L96[14:27:30] <Althego> ah it wasnt scalar
product, but conditional probability
L97[14:28:13] <sandbox> missingno
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L103[15:20:20] <darsie> exposure
value
L104[15:25:13] <SporkWitch> eevee, the
card counting pokemon :P lol
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L112[17:15:34] <funkenstein>
;mission
L113[17:15:34] <LunchBot> You attempt a
Grand Tour of the restaurants in your area. Bill has a
luncheon-meat-induced seizure.
L114[17:15:41] <funkenstein> wow
L115[17:15:57] <funkenstein> that's
delightful
L116[17:16:27] <SporkWitch> but did he get
to Meet the Meat?
L118[17:33:09] <Mat2ch> Ah, at the End of
the Universe
L119[17:33:26] <Mat2ch> Was happy
though
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L137[21:11:24] <SporkWitch> ... when you
end up making something not only significantly better than the
previous version, but cheaper... lol
L138[21:12:29] <Mat2ch> Said no one
ever.
L139[21:12:36] <Mat2ch> It is better now.
Let's make it more expensive.
L141[21:13:29] <SporkWitch> fiddling
around with different engines and layouts, i ended up doubling my
TWR at the cost of only a couple hundred m's ΔV, and significantly
reduced the length of the ship so it maneuvers better lol
L142[21:13:44] <SporkWitch> it costs 223k
(compared to the 232k of the original)
L143[21:14:05] <SporkWitch> i'm waiting on
GPUs, I'm content with my current board, CPU, and RAM
L144[21:14:35] <Althego> i am waiting for
the new platform / cpu / gpu / ssd
L145[21:14:37] <Mat2ch> well, I had
planned to upgrade next year or so. But well, I guess my system
will last another two or three years...
L146[21:16:59] <SporkWitch> i'm waiting on
a background check to find out if my job offer is going to implode
or not. if it does, i'll be homeless in a month because i already
gave notice at my current job. if it doesn't, my income doubles and
i'm buying myself an RTX-30-series as a celebration gift before
putting all of the increase in earnings into savings (pending being
able to convert it to crypto and other assets
L147[21:17:06] <SporkWitch> whose value
isn't actively and intentionally being destroyed)
L148[21:18:01] <SporkWitch> needless to
say, was not a good weekend to run out of cigarettes; hate waiting
on this crap
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L154[22:30:32] <funkenstein> You travel
160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are stationary.
L155[22:30:37] <funkenstein> oops
L156[22:30:50] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You travel 160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are
stationary.
L157[22:30:50] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You travel 160934.4 kilometers and feel as if you are
stationary.
L158[22:31:20] <funkenstein> hopefully the
reference is not lost on anyone
L159[22:31:40] <sandbox> all is lost
L160[22:32:57] <funkenstein> space
oddity
L161[22:33:09] <sandbox> at least you
didn't say stationery
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L164[22:34:19] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You send a letter but it remains stationery.
L165[22:34:20] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You send a letter but it remains stationery.
L166[22:35:01] <SporkWitch> you made him
ragequit lol
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L168[22:35:28] <funkenstein> xD
L169[22:36:14] <SporkWitch> also, RIP
Bowie
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L178[23:13:26] <funkenstein>
;mission
L179[23:13:26] <LunchBot> You go back in
time to save the mother of the man who defeats the robot uprising.
You try to unsee it.
L180[23:13:37] <funkenstein> lol
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L182[23:27:07] <FLHerne> I guess the past
sucks
L183[23:27:41] <SporkWitch> the 80's and
90's were pretty great, musically
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L185[23:51:34] <UmbralRaptop> Back when
Metallica was good?
L186[23:51:59] <SporkWitch> many better
bands than them, but yes, back before Metallica was pure anti-fan
garbage
L187[23:59:00] <funkenstein> let's not
neglect the seventies