L1[00:13:19] <SporkWitch> naw, gotta jump from a building with a fire axe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqdHkgdXr0

L2[00:14:42] <raptop> I'm not batman, though!

L6[01:22:26] <funkenstein> ;mission

L7[01:22:27] <LunchBot> You attempt to simulate KSP with Minecraft computers. The universe packs up and leaves.

L8[01:22:42] <funkenstein> sounds about right

L9[01:23:32] <funkenstein> ;mission add You put a rover in a fairing on a rocket in a fairing on a rocket on a rover.

L10[01:23:32] <LunchBot> Added mission: You put a rover in a fairing on a rocket in a fairing on a rocket on a rover.

L11[01:26:03] <SporkWitch> not quite kerbal, but still works http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/078/495/yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-crashing-so-i-put-windows-in-your-car-so-you-can-crash-while-you-crash.jpg

L12[01:46:22] <funkenstein> that was precisely my thinking

L13[01:46:39] <funkenstein> a fairing in my fairing so I can deploy while I deploy

L14[01:46:59] <funkenstein> (not exactly, I actually intend to deploy much later)

L15[01:48:06] <SporkWitch> ;outcome add You have a premature deployment; your partner was unsatisfied.

L16[01:48:06] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You have a premature deployment; your partner was unsatisfied.

L17[01:48:48] <SporkWitch> ;outcome fixup s/have/experience/

L18[01:48:48] <LunchBot> New text is: You experience a premature deployment; your partner was unsatisfied.

L23[03:40:39] <funkenstein> ;mission add You turn Duna into an enormous satellite.

L24[03:40:39] <LunchBot> Added mission: You turn Duna into an enormous satellite.

L27[04:19:54] <Izaya> it's already a satellite of Kerbol, no?

L32[06:19:22] <Althego> chinese launch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2gUAwAvV0

L33[06:19:35] <Althego> another station module

L35[06:59:22] <funkenstein> ;mission

L36[06:59:22] <LunchBot> You install every mod you can find. Supernovy makes a pun out of your predicament.

L39[07:33:39] <XXCoder> ;missiom

L40[07:33:42] <XXCoder> ;mission

L41[07:33:42] <LunchBot> You attempt to power your craft with copious amounts of dubstep. You accidentally call Laythe "Lathe" in a letter to your parents, and they assume a horrible fate has befallen you.

L42[07:34:03] <XXCoder> me, using dubstepping>? my parents is right

L43[08:01:48] <UmbralRaptop> !mission

L44[08:01:48] <LunchBot> You ask Clarence for clearance on your new plane and Victor your vector but Roger does not roger and you can't take off. This kills the kerbal.

L45[08:02:06] <UmbralRaptop> oh no

L46[08:02:15] <UmbralRaptop> anyway

L47[08:03:43] <XXCoder> just quicken another one from clone vats'

L48[08:09:10] <UmbralRaptop> well, yes

L51[09:14:02] <funkenstein> ;mission

L52[09:14:02] <LunchBot> You imagine six impossible things before breakfast. You match your target orbit, only to find that you're going in the wrong direction.

L54[09:17:21] <Izaya> Speaking of matching orbits wrong, returning from the Mun, I matched orbits to get an intercept in LKO but once I actually left the Mun's SOI, the intercept was gone and Pe was like 4 days later. Is this a side-effect of patched conics?

L55[09:17:56] <funkenstein> not sure about the conics or what those are but it happens to me all the time

L56[09:18:16] <funkenstein> I just eyeball a lil puff of dv and it fixes itself

L57[09:18:38] <Izaya> it was way out, wrong side of the orbit even

L58[09:18:57] <Izaya> I'd planned for an intercept in like 1 day but the time I'd actually be there is in 5 days

L59[09:20:41] <funkenstein> wow

L60[09:20:49] <funkenstein> that only ever happens with minmus for me

L65[11:52:50] <darsie> .

L66[13:34:25] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuXdtORWrpg

L67[13:34:29] <Althego> starlink launch

L68[13:36:25] <SporkWitch> increasing the count for patched conics can give more accurate results, but there's still a margin of error when you change SOI (and yes, this is one of the flaws of patched conics; it's an approximation technique, though more accurate in KSP than IRL, since the SOIs are "real" in KSP).

L69[13:37:11] <SporkWitch> As mentioned, though, it usually just takes apuff of RCS to correct after the SOI change, assuming you had a decent itercept in the first place

L76[16:56:37] <funkenstein> it also seems to fix the flashing maneuver node glitch about two thirds of the time.

L77[16:59:43] <funkenstein> ;outcome add Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!

L78[16:59:43] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!

L81[17:34:17] <funkenstein> ;mission

L82[17:34:17] <LunchBot> You adopt the Korolev Cross as a religious symbol. A small dog accidentally eats the subsequent interstellar war.

L83[17:38:19] <Althego> hehe

L86[18:00:33] <raptop> Shortest religious war ever

L105[23:25:55] <funkenstein> I tried to research hwat the shortest religious war ever really was, and I can find results only for which was the longest.

L106[23:26:01] <funkenstein> what*

L107[23:26:09] <funkenstein> ;mission

L108[23:26:09] <LunchBot> You ask a model rocketeer to send a compass up in that rocket of theirs. Not even Scott Manley can save you now.

L109[23:28:59] <raptop> I guess there technically could be an ongoing one between some zoroastrians and some hindus

L111[23:48:22] <funkenstein> perhaps

L112[23:48:44] <funkenstein> there should be an option to pack extra flags on missions

L113[23:49:12] <funkenstein> if I can bring extra EVA fuel I should be able to bring extra flags to plant.

L114[23:50:19] <funkenstein> also, I just watched an eclipse from the surface of Duna

L115[23:50:34] <funkenstein> or Jeb did, rather.

L116[23:58:59] <raptop> Ike, causing problems again

L117[23:59:16] <funkenstein> as per usual