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L7[00:25:14] <SporkWitch> ISS resupply
mission
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L15[01:08:34] <raptop> !outcome
bodies
L16[01:08:34] <LunchBot> You do not
recognize the bodies in the water.
L17[01:09:05] <XXCoder> totally not from
your mission
L18[01:09:09] <XXCoder> ;mission
L19[01:09:10] <LunchBot> You attempt to
play marbles with asteroids. The resulting substance is coarse,
rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.
L20[01:09:23] <XXCoder> asteroid powder is
mean
L21[01:09:48] <raptop> XXCoder: I mean,
while that's a bad outcome it's considerably better than what
happens if you *do* recognize the bodies in the water
L22[01:10:04] <XXCoder> ;mission add You
plan a launch to Mun to snort powder found there.
L23[01:10:04] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
plan a launch to Mun to snort powder found there.
L24[01:10:23] <XXCoder> rap true lol
L25[01:10:44] <raptop> cave johnson
endorses this mission
L26[01:10:49] <XXCoder> yep
L27[01:11:06] *
raptop wonders if there's a way to get more SCPs into more or less
relevant missions/outcomes
L28[01:11:31] <SporkWitch> i support this
goal; SCP is awesome
L29[01:11:39] <SporkWitch> why the game
Control was so good haha
L30[01:12:33] <XXCoder> ;outcome add You
succed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was
launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
L31[01:12:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
succed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was
launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
L32[01:13:35] <raptop> ;outcome fixup
s/succed/succeed/
L33[01:13:35] <LunchBot> New text is: You
succeed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was
launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
L34[01:13:46] <XXCoder> thanks
L35[01:13:54] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
The Mün dust makes you bleed, so you set off in search of Even
Crazier Spacedust.
L36[01:13:54] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
Mün dust makes you bleed, so you set off in search of Even Crazier
Spacedust.
L37[01:14:04] <XXCoder> lol
L38[01:16:16] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀
L39[01:16:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀
L40[01:16:27] <SporkWitch> ...
L41[01:16:46] <funkenstein> I'm blaming
that thought process on xxcoder's fixup
L42[01:16:51] <raptop> uh
L43[01:17:13] <raptop> This feels like the
sort of thing that forces ops to make judgement calls
L44[01:17:36] <SporkWitch> i vote remove
it; it's arguably not kid-friendly, and it's not even funny, thus
not in the spirit of the bot
L45[01:17:50] <XXCoder> agreed
L46[01:17:53] <funkenstein> ;outcome del
Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀
L47[01:17:53] <LunchBot> Deleted outcome:
"Succ a thicc booster, old man •̀ω•̀"
L48[01:20:57] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You give the applicant kerbals jobs painting the rockets a lovely
scarlet
L49[01:20:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
give the applicant kerbals jobs painting the rockets a lovely
scarlet
L50[01:21:38] <funkenstein> ;mission fixup
s/scarlet/scarlet./
L51[01:21:38] <LunchBot> New text is: You
give the applicant kerbals jobs painting the rockets a lovely
scarlet.
L52[01:26:18] <raptop> I mean, the red
boosters *do* have more Δv...
L53[01:28:27] <SporkWitch> this aligns with
the theory that kerbals are Warhammer 40k Orks. They BELIEVE the
red makes it go faster, so it does
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L68[04:42:46] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
You delete your mods, realising you were playing the wrong game the
whole time.
L69[04:42:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
delete your mods, realising you were playing the wrong game the
whole time.
L70[04:44:15] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You invoke the wrath of Werhner von German.
L71[04:44:15] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
invoke the wrath of Werhner von German.
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L73[05:14:46] <Izaya> concept: combined
docking port and airlock part
L74[05:15:13] <funkenstein> I wonderedwhy
that isnm't a thing
L75[05:15:54] <SporkWitch> it's definitely
a bit weird what lets you out and what doesn't. I wish there were a
visual indicator if you've obstructed the port, too
L76[05:16:11] <Izaya> yeah port obstruction
is extreme pain
L77[05:16:23] <funkenstein> also, LFO tanks
properly sized to fit the juno/wheesley engines
L78[05:17:00] <funkenstein> perhaps a right
click tab that tells you the port is obstructed
L79[05:17:10] <funkenstein> right next to
autostrut
L80[05:17:30] <SporkWitch> why would you
need LFO tanks for those? they're air-breathers...
L81[05:18:59] <funkenstein> I don't but I
would assume an appropriately sized rocket engine would come
with
L82[05:19:19] <funkenstein> furthermore,
tiny rapiers!
L83[05:19:30] <Izaya> maybe I should poke
at modifying some parts and seeing what breaks
L84[05:19:44] <SporkWitch> there's always
tweakscale
L85[05:20:12] <Izaya> was looking at the
Helios landers in For All Mankind and they're sort of uhhhh
L86[05:20:37] <funkenstein> yeah
L87[05:20:41] <Izaya> [) shaped, with a
docking port on one end
L88[05:21:11] <Izaya> was thinking it'd be
neat to copy them but building them with an offset CoM would be a
pain >.>
L89[05:22:02] <funkenstein> they look like
a star wars cargo crate mated with an at-st
L90[05:22:47] <funkenstein> ;mission
L91[05:22:47] <LunchBot> You murder a
microwave for its magnetron and install it in your rocket. Your
computer says "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave", and you
ditch the project to try to figure out who the hell is this
"Dave" that messed up your computer.
L92[05:23:24] <funkenstein> ;mission
L93[05:23:24] <LunchBot> You fly out to
Eeloo in search of Things What Make You Fight Good. You never stop
screaming, ever.
L96[05:27:54] <Izaya> airlock module and
3-seater soyuz style return module parts, 4-seater lander that can
do Mun descent and ascent with a little extra tankage
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L132[11:37:41] <darsie> 1337
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L135[11:47:29] <XXCoder> ;mission
L136[11:47:29] <LunchBot> You build a
lightning gun. Your space program is considered a hoax.
L137[11:47:45] <XXCoder> well I have handy
weapon to go attack those people
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L139[11:56:28] <Azander> ;mission
L140[11:56:28] <LunchBot> You try to
capitalise your capacity of flux capacitors. The Trio gets banned
for profanity.
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L145[13:10:43] <Althego> guh
L146[13:10:51] <Mat2ch> Yes?
L147[13:18:16] <sandbox> hug
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L152[14:38:47] <raptop> hugs are usually
good
L153[14:39:21] <raptop> !outcome add Your
save is corrupted, and now you have to be a fee of several thousand
funds for each time you enter a building.
L154[14:39:21] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Your save is corrupted, and now you have to be a fee of several
thousand funds for each time you enter a building.
L155[14:39:44] <sandbox> ?
L156[14:41:45] <raptop> corruption as in
data damage vs corruption as in paying bribes
L157[14:41:56] <raptop> oh, my grammar
is... wonky
L158[14:42:04] <sandbox> ^
L159[14:42:08] <raptop> I thought I typed
"pay" not "be"
L160[14:42:29] <raptop> ;outcome fixup
s/to be a fee/to pay a "fee"/
L161[14:42:29] <LunchBot> New text is:
Your save is corrupted, and now you have to pay a "fee"
of several thousand funds for each time you enter a building.
L162[14:42:48] <raptop> ;outcome fixup s/
for / /
L163[14:42:49] <LunchBot> New text is:
Your save is corrupted, and now you have to pay a "fee"
of several thousand funds each time you enter a building.
L164[14:43:20] <sandbox> I think "you
must pay" would be better
L165[14:43:51] <raptop> probably
L166[14:43:52] <raptop> ;outcome fixup
s/have to/must/
L167[14:43:53] <LunchBot> New text is:
Your save is corrupted, and now you must pay a "fee" of
several thousand funds each time you enter a building.
L168[15:19:40] <SporkWitch> raptop: if you
go with "your save is corrupt" you get the double
entendre you seem to be going for, as using that grammar, the
meaning could be in the data sense or the moral sense
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L175[16:50:22] *
Deddly just discovered the existence of Pallas cats
L177[16:51:20] <Deddly> THE BODY IS
*ROUND*
L178[16:51:42] <Althego> or just
fluffy
L179[16:53:08] <Deddly> It's actually
round
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L182[17:37:33] <raptop> kitty!
L183[17:38:05] <Deddly> ^
L184[17:40:08] <raptop> (also cool about
the aerospace engineering degree)
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L197[21:33:01] <funkenstein>
;mission
L198[21:33:01] <LunchBot> You give your
spaceplane a bad attitude. Read error: Connection timed out.
L199[21:34:29] <raptop> That feels
extremely like a loss of contact as a robotic craft is destroyed on
reentry
L200[21:34:44] <funkenstein> heh
L201[21:34:54] <funkenstein>
;mission
L202[21:34:54] <LunchBot> A question
weirdly phrased you ask. You celebrate by crashing an asteroid into
the Mun.
L203[21:35:53] <funkenstein> if only
crashing an asteroid into the mun or any other body would result in
a crater which could be explored for nw science
L204[21:35:59] <funkenstein> new*
L205[21:42:13] <raptop> Well, there's the
whole seismic thing
L206[21:43:57] <funkenstein> yes, but I'm
not clear with that...do I have to send a lander to the body just
after starting an asteroid towards the surface? wouldn't physics
range mean I can't crash the asteroid and test the seismic forces
on the other side of the mun
L207[21:44:29] <funkenstein> or do I bring
an asteroid with me and try to land before it does
L208[21:52:53] *
raptop is unclear, I think you need to land first
L209[22:01:01] <funkenstein>
;mission
L210[22:01:01] <LunchBot> You decide to
save weight on your fuel tanks by replacing them with plastic bags.
You stumble upon a team of faux-scientists arguing
dimensions.
L211[22:01:56] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
5000m up, your fuel bags rupture, showering everyone below.
L212[22:01:56] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
5000m up, your fuel bags rupture, showering everyone below.
L213[22:05:17] <Mat2ch> !mission
L214[22:05:17] <LunchBot> Wolfram confuses
kilobytes with trilobytes. Your day just goes downhill from there.
Literally nothing happens.
L215[22:10:35] <funkenstein>
;mission
L216[22:10:35] <LunchBot> You hire
thousands of high-stupidity kerbonauts. yoha obliterates you.
L217[22:10:54] <funkenstein> I use the
worst of them as inentional sacrifices
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L219[22:52:52] <raptop> an acceptable
use
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L222[23:23:13] <funkenstein> goo for the
goo god
L223[23:23:37] <raptop> science for the
science tree^H^H^H^H^Hthrone
L224[23:24:00] <raptop> tech tree,
whatever
L225[23:24:05] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
goo for the goo god.
L226[23:24:06] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
goo for the goo god.
L227[23:26:43] <Mat2ch> !mission
L228[23:26:44] <LunchBot> You sell your
soul to The Kraken. The Kraken dines on your vessel.
L229[23:26:53] <funkenstein> wow
L230[23:26:53] <Mat2ch> Well, if that's
all
L231[23:26:55] <Mat2ch> I take it.
L232[23:27:09] <Mat2ch> I hope he likes,
uh, some frozen peas
L233[23:27:49] <funkenstein> was that in
reference to the urine tank levels
L234[23:27:53] <funkenstein> lol
L235[23:45:07] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You seek to deal with waste disposal in orbit by ordering a troop
of space pigs.
L236[23:45:08] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You seek to deal with waste disposal in orbit by ordering a troop
of space pigs.
L237[23:47:07] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
Porcine prelates pester you with pointless problems. Perfect.
L238[23:47:07] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Porcine prelates pester you with pointless problems. Perfect.
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