L24[11:37:03] <darsie> 1337

L25[11:37:27] <Althego> yes

L26[11:37:30] <Althego> i noticed it this time

L27[11:37:58] <darsie> 1337

L28[11:38:00] <darsie> hmm

L29[11:38:25] <darsie> I put it there, but when I hit enter, it didn't send it, so I sent it again. Couldn't reproduce the failure.

L31[12:19:44] <Kalpa> Lö kokkemoo with you too

L32[12:37:47] <FLHerne> 1337

L33[12:40:44] <FLHerne> ;mission add LunchBot leaves out 30-50 feral hogs.

L34[12:40:44] <LunchBot> Added mission: LunchBot leaves out 30-50 feral hogs.

L35[12:49:09] <darsie> explain

L36[12:52:02] <FLHerne> raptop's fault

L40[13:57:47] <packbart> !mission

L41[13:57:47] <LunchBot> You commission a combination memorial obelisk/space elevator. Your website is blacklisted from Google due to <h1> tag abuse.

L42[13:58:29] <packbart> <h1><blink>Who wants a moustache obelisk ride?</blink></h1>

L46[14:41:12] <Althego> 3d bird today

L51[15:25:12] <funkenstein> :outcome add The resulting substance is coarse, rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.

L52[15:25:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The resulting substance is coarse, rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere.

L53[15:27:20] <funkenstein> ;mission add A long time ago- Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.

L54[15:27:20] <LunchBot> Added mission: A long time ago- Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.

L55[15:27:34] <funkenstein> ;mission

L56[15:27:34] <LunchBot> You try to play Orbiter. Your beard becomes so thick.

L57[15:28:45] <Althego> so mastering it took some time

L58[15:30:45] <funkenstein> or perhaps a frequency generated by your pc's fans while trying to do so stimulates hair growth

L59[15:31:32] <funkenstein> science: no comic-book-ish narrative tool; yes

L60[15:33:21] <funkenstein> ;outcome add You salvage your damaged return vehicle using a trick you learned from an episode of Duck Tales.

L61[15:33:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You salvage your damaged return vehicle using a trick you learned from an episode of Duck Tales.

L62[15:34:37] <funkenstein> ;mission add You try to make an emergency flare using one of the countless bicycle frames found on the Mun.

L63[15:34:37] <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to make an emergency flare using one of the countless bicycle frames found on the Mun.

L64[15:34:40] <funkenstein> ;mission

L65[15:34:40] <LunchBot> You slow down to speed up. Moist.

L66[15:34:47] <funkenstein> oh

L67[15:34:54] <funkenstein> ;mission

L68[15:34:54] <LunchBot> You get a gravity assist from Jool. You lose contact with mission control when peer resets your connection.

L69[15:35:04] <funkenstein> ;mission

L70[15:35:04] <LunchBot> Someone asks for your help on #kspofficial. You get your SI prefixes mixed up.

L71[15:35:11] <funkenstein> ;mission

L72[15:35:11] <LunchBot> You spike your fuel with red mercury. kmath stares at you.

L73[15:35:46] <Althego> ;mission add The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

L74[15:35:46] <LunchBot> Added mission: The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

L75[15:35:53] <Althego> oh no i wanted an outcome

L76[15:36:17] <Althego> ;mission del The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

L77[15:36:17] <LunchBot> Deleted mission: "The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window."

L78[15:36:28] <Althego> ;outcome add The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

L79[15:36:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The alignment of the gyroscopes takes too long and you miss your launch window.

L80[15:42:50] <funkenstein> ;mission

L81[15:42:50] <LunchBot> You cook up a really nice batch of random. The remainder of the crew are internally referred to as "red shirts".

L82[15:43:04] <funkenstein> ;mission

L83[15:43:04] <LunchBot> Jeb has been cooking with gas - again... At least your crew capsules can be easily repurposed as spy satellites.

L84[15:43:27] <funkenstein> gassed the crews I guess

L85[15:56:01] <FLHerne> clearly I need to add a rate-limit

L86[15:56:21] <raptop> probably

L88[16:32:10] <Althego> thermodynamics already did

L91[16:58:51] <Althego> hehe

L92[17:02:43] <Althego> bird

L93[17:05:47] <Althego> kikkerikii

L94[17:21:25] <Kalpa> I saw a pheasant mother with seven chicks today

L95[17:22:59] <packbart> "The Big Bang Never Happened--The Science of the Censored Papers" - is this the Flat Earth of Cosmology? ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlFpq49Ri8Y tl;dw )

L96[17:24:35] <sandbox> I wish... that show was awful

L97[17:26:31] <packbart> I just read the description and it was all about "Big Science is censoring this work!11"

L98[17:31:45] <Pinkbeast> grift, I guess - LPP crowdfunds fusion research, scientists say it won't work, crackpot theory that, by a happy coincidence, will also make their fusion device feasible. If, y'know, they can get a bit more money

L99[17:34:12] <Althego> ah the constant free energy people who just need a bit more money

L100[17:35:16] <SporkWitch> as the saying goes, fusion is just 10 years away, just like it was 10 years ago, and the 10 years before that...

L101[17:35:37] <sandbox> it's 30 years away

L102[17:36:01] <SporkWitch> technically speaking we cracked fusion 50 years ago. A hydrogen bomb uses fusion, and will provide you unlimited energy for the rest of your life ;)

L103[17:36:14] <Althego> hehehe

L104[17:36:37] <packbart> so, just build a Dyson sphere around a hydrogen bomb. Profit!

L105[17:39:19] <SporkWitch> i forget the consensus, would a dyson sphere be stable? I know a niven ring wouldn't be

L106[17:40:35] <SporkWitch> I want to say most of the serious discussion these days is a "dyson swarm"; instead of a solid shell, a dense constellation of satellites, so they're actually in stable orbits and you don't have to balance gravity

L108[18:17:42] <FLHerne> Kalpa: I bet that won't last long, pheasants are pretty daft things

L109[18:18:00] <FLHerne> SporkWitch: no

L110[18:18:08] <FLHerne> it's pretty much a 3D version of the ring

L111[18:18:25] <FLHerne> not actively unstable, but it'll drift

L112[18:18:55] <SporkWitch> i couldn't remember if the thinking was that since it's completely enclosing it, as long as you balanced it right, it would be stable. But yeah, much easier to just do a swarm

L117[19:18:07] <raptop> "The second paper shows, with the latest data, how large-scale structures could not have formed in the time since the hypothesized Big Bang—and how they really formed from plasma filamentation."

L118[19:18:11] <raptop> Ahah

L119[19:18:53] <raptop> Along with the whole free-energy scam thing, they're pushing plasma cosmology stuff (like electric universe, but usually a bit less in crank-land)

L120[19:20:46] <SporkWitch> This is why you don't do drugs

L127[21:41:02] <raptop> !mission

L128[21:41:03] <LunchBot> You attempt to reduce your trajectory calculations to a quadratic equation. The Kraken bakes and then devours Gilly.

L129[21:41:42] <raptop> !nextlunch add A Gilly-sized potato.

L130[21:41:42] <LunchBot> Added lunch: A Gilly-sized potato.

L136[23:01:16] <packbart> !mission

L137[23:01:16] <LunchBot> You invite everyone in IRC to try your Sausage Rocket Boosters, cooked on your hand-made poodle engine style BBQ. The result cannot be renormalized.

L138[23:02:55] <packbart> of course. the heat denaturalizes the proteins in the Sausage Rockets

L139[23:02:59] <packbart> I would not *want* to even try to re-normalized a cooked Sausage Rocket Booster

L140[23:03:22] <raptop> :D