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L4[00:38:18] <raptop> !mission add You do
not secure the doors on your ro-ro ferry.
L5[00:38:18] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
do not secure the doors on your ro-ro ferry.
L6[00:39:26] <raptop> !outcome add Your
rockets' flight certificates are revoked.
L7[00:39:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your
rockets' flight certificates are revoked.
L8[00:40:10] <darsie> rocket's?
L9[00:40:36] <darsie> Ohh, are.
L10[00:41:57] <packbart> I use free flight
certificates from LetsLaunch
L11[00:43:28] <raptop> Heh
L12[00:43:42] *
raptop wonders if there's some silliness possible with a mission or
outcome about encrypting rockets
L13[00:46:01] <darsie> !outcome add
Wannacry encrypts your rocket access codes.
L14[00:46:01] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Wannacry encrypts your rocket access codes.
L15[00:47:09] <raptop> !outcome add Your
guidance computer restarts mid-flight to install updates.
L16[00:47:09] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Your guidance computer restarts mid-flight to install
updates.
L17[00:48:41] <packbart> It was a scheduled
fleet-wide update. Didn't you read the memo?
L18[00:49:35] <packbart> "No flights
shall take place while R&D unlocks new tech nodes and updates
control software."
L19[00:49:52] <raptop> No launches
scheduled during patch Tuesday
L20[00:50:49] <packbart> No maneuvers on
weekends
L21[00:52:28] <packbart> Kerbals only
number their days and years. They don't even count months
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L27[02:12:19] <JVFoxy> lol.. ok I know I'm
late to things but.. just watching the docking video and didn't
realize till now Jeb was actually on the Starliner ship
L28[02:17:09] <JVFoxy> huh.. it was kept
secret up till docking from what I was reading on an article..
although, wondering how many people predicted it anyways?
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L32[02:52:28] <funkenstein> ;mission
L33[02:52:28] <LunchBot> You attempt to
send a RTG through the post. You have made Dres real.
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L35[03:05:16] <funkenstein> ;mission
L36[03:05:16] <LunchBot> Your otters are
lydian augmented. gravitation tides rip your body apart.
L37[03:05:28] *
raptop blinks
L38[03:05:34] <funkenstein> what lol
L39[03:06:29] <funkenstein> ;mission add
Jeb elects to make a rapid unauthorised exit of the ISS.
L40[03:06:29] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb
elects to make a rapid unauthorised exit of the ISS.
L41[03:07:07] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
this lays waste to everything not in sight.
L42[03:07:07] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
this lays waste to everything not in sight.
L44[03:20:48] <funkenstein> raptop the
otters you posted are the reason i decided otters remind me of
lydian augmented
L45[03:20:59] <raptop> hmm
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L50[03:42:14] <JVFoxy> geez.. those poor
otters. :\
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L74[11:02:49] <funkenstein> I had no
attachment point that I could use on the bottom of my landing
stage, so I decided to launch it stored upside-down in the fairing,
to then switch the control point to normal and pilot it normally.
does this work or am I wasting time
L75[11:04:11] <Althego> i would put a cubic
octagonal strut to the bottom, and there you go, you have your
attachment point
L76[11:05:00] <Althego> you can of course
do the upside down thing
L77[11:05:42] <funkenstein> rather, it has
four outer engines and tanks and one inner one, the four offset the
weight of the one and therefore tthe middle section is far higher
than the surrounding four and is not a reasonable attachment
oint
L78[11:05:50] <funkenstein> sweet
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L81[11:41:34] <funkenstein> It worked
wonderfully
L82[11:42:10] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You forgo struts in an effort to cut down on the cost of your
vessel.
L83[11:42:10] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
forgo struts in an effort to cut down on the cost of your
vessel.
L84[11:43:14] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
This proves disastrous for your kerbals around Eve.
L85[11:43:14] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
This proves disastrous for your kerbals around Eve.
L86[11:47:40] <funkenstein> 2.4 twr is
plenty to escape duna, right
L87[11:47:53] <funkenstein> nevermind what
am I even saying
L88[11:47:57] <funkenstein> ;mission
L89[11:47:57] <LunchBot> You decide to
bring a 90 Kerbal base to Laythe. It turns out that Quantium was
involved the entire time, and everything that could go possibly go
wrong did, but it all cancelled out and the mission was a
success.
L90[12:13:18] <funkenstein> ;mission
L91[12:13:18] <LunchBot> You resolve to
rescue all the kerbals you've stranded. You set a new record for
minimising delta-v use.
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L94[12:34:08] <Mat2ch> !mission
L95[12:34:08] <LunchBot> Poor punctuation
places pronounced pressure on particular pernicious (yet patient)
prattle-policing personages. Supernovy explodes, emitting all kinds
of deadly radiation.
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L97[13:09:59] <taniwha> 2.4 TWR is enough
to escape even a black hole
L98[13:10:47] <taniwha> 2.4 TMR, on the
other hand, probably isn't enough to get you off duna
L99[13:15:11] <funkenstein> haha
L100[13:15:21] <funkenstein> whichever KSP
means by TWR
L101[13:15:57] <Pinkbeast> I'm torn
between saying you can't have 2.4 TMR because it isn't
dimensionless and yes we all say TWR when we mean T(W asl on
Kerbin)R
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L105[14:16:54] <packbart> local TWR
reaches ridiculous numbers in space as displayed by Kerbal
Engineer
L106[14:18:28] <Pinkbeast> I switched KER
over to surface TWR since it's usually a more interesting
number
L107[14:50:55] <funkenstein> lol when your
twr reads 7.blank
L108[14:51:15] <funkenstein> Does anyone
else here play grand strategy games
L109[14:51:21] <funkenstein>
;mission
L110[14:51:21] <LunchBot> You attach a
retroencabulator to your payload. This will be fixed in the next
version.
L111[15:00:40] <funkenstein>
;mission
L112[15:00:40] <LunchBot> You hire Rube
Goldberg to make your next rocket. You see what a geon looks like
from the inside.
L113[15:01:36] <Althego> In theoretical
general relativity, a geon is a nonsingular electromagnetic or
gravitational wave which is held together in a confined region by
the gravitational attraction of its own field energy. They were
first investigated theoretically in 1955 by J. A. Wheeler, who
coined the term as a contraction of "gravitational
electromagnetic entity".[1]
L114[15:13:30] <funkenstein>
;mission
L115[15:13:30] <LunchBot> You try to build
a stealth battlecruiser. Why? For the glory of science of
course!
L116[15:13:55] <funkenstein> remarkably
coherent.
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L125[16:04:57] <funkenstein>
;mission
L126[16:04:57] <LunchBot> You decide to go
have lunch, leaving MechJeb to execute your maneuver burns
unsupervised. This is fine.
L127[16:29:51] <UmbralRaptop> 🐕🔥 intended,
but it might work out
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L133[17:15:46] *
raptop likes TMR (implicitly N/kg)
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L136[18:13:45] <darsie> AKA
acceleration
L137[18:14:54] <darsie> Can be expressed
in g.
L138[18:15:01] <darsie> hmm
L139[18:15:04] <darsie> kinda
L140[18:22:56] <raptop> I mean, yeah,
divide by 9.80665
L142[18:32:52] <Althego> hehe i didnt
notice there was a kerbal on the starliner
L143[18:33:01] <Althego> only bow in the
scott video
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L151[22:56:24] <funkenstein>
;mission
L152[22:56:25] <LunchBot> You try to
capitalise your capacity of flux capacitors. You are caught playing
KSP at work for the fourth time and fired on the spot.
L153[22:57:05] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
You are caught playing KSP at work and promoted on the spot!
L154[22:57:05] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
You are caught playing KSP at work and promoted on the spot!
L155[22:58:52] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You are smacked on the bottom by a sassy asteroid
L156[22:58:52] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You are smacked on the bottom by a sassy asteroid
L157[23:06:33] <taniwha> that feels much
more like an outcome than a mission
L158[23:07:36] <funkenstein> _-_
L159[23:08:14] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
This proves disastrous for you and the population of Dres
L160[23:08:15] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
This proves disastrous for you and the population of Dres
L161[23:08:30] <taniwha> my rule of thumb
is: missions: you do something. outcomes: something happens (maybe
to you)
L162[23:08:55] <taniwha> that would
definitely be an outcome :)
L163[23:10:23] <funkenstein> Yes, but
sometimes things just happen to you, one after the other. Like
a...series of unfortunate events.
L164[23:10:37] <taniwha> a series of
outcomes
L165[23:11:19] <taniwha> basically,
mission: in your control. outcome: not in your control
L166[23:11:45] <taniwha> willful vs
unwillful
L167[23:12:48] <taniwha> it would help
greatly if the bot had some actual context
L168[23:13:12] <taniwha> previous outcomes
selecting possibilities for subsequent missions
L169[23:14:31] <taniwha> one thing to
consider is the Apollo 13 mission ended the moment the O2 tank
exploded
L170[23:15:19] <taniwha> after that it was
a series of "you attempt to get home" and various
outcomes (with the eventual outcome of getting home)
L171[23:15:48] <taniwha> rbh, I blame the
bot
L172[23:17:46] <raptop> It's a silly
feature that just has been ported across multiple bots because it
makes people laugh
L173[23:18:33] <funkenstein>
;mission
L174[23:18:33] <LunchBot> Your instruments
blow up on the pad. And that's terrible.
L175[23:18:52] <funkenstein> I think it
could be used for writing prompts as well
L176[23:18:57] <taniwha> it's good when
the missions work as missions out outcomes work as outcomes. Mixing
them up just makes for double outcomes like that
L177[23:19:28] <funkenstein> ;outcome
taniwha
L178[23:19:28] <LunchBot> Taniwha deletes
your recently added ;mission due to your bad grammar.
L179[23:19:37] <funkenstein> ;mission
taniwha
L180[23:19:37] <LunchBot> Here comes a
taniwha!
L181[23:19:56] <taniwha> (or double
missions, but I haven't seen too many outcomes that should be
missions)
L182[23:19:57] <raptop> hm
L183[23:20:03] <raptop> !mission
raptop
L184[23:20:03] <LunchBot> Following
UmbralRaptop's advice, you switch from CSV to FITS for storing your
tabular data.
L185[23:20:35] <raptop> !outcome
raptop
L186[23:20:35] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "raptop".
L187[23:20:49] *
raptop vanishes in a cloud of 0s and 1s
L188[23:21:01] *
Pinkbeast inspects the cloud carefully
L189[23:23:48] <taniwha> no argument that
it can be good for inspiration, nor that it can be quite funny, but
I find that scrambled missions breaks the spell
L190[23:25:57] <taniwha> all the best
combos have been "you do something" "something
happens", regardless of absurdity (though the more absurd, the
better, in general)
L191[23:27:12] <taniwha> of course, that's
my opinion (not worth much), but at least you'll understand where
I'm comeing from when I pipe up about these things
L192[23:28:45] <taniwha> (and that
"here comes a taniwha" should be an outcome :P )
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