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L3[00:25:27] <raptop> !outcome add
Technically the rocket merely experienced a rapid deflagration and
never detonated.
L4[00:25:27] <LunchBot> raptop: Added
outcome: Technically the rocket merely experienced a rapid
deflagration and never detonated.
L5[00:28:27] <raptop> !mission add You make
your slides in LaTeX instead of PowerPoint.
L6[00:28:27] <LunchBot> raptop: Added
mission: You make your slides in LaTeX instead of PowerPoint.
L7[00:28:55] <raptop> (You can do this. Side
effects include becoming a mathematician)
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L15[02:13:26] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
...but they were all of them deceived, for the Nazgûl had cosmonaut
training...
L16[02:13:26] <LunchBot> funkenstein: Added
outcome: ...but they were all of them deceived, for the Nazgûl had
cosmonaut training...
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L18[02:17:36] *
raptop wonders what an orbital steed fit for a nazgûl would look
like
L19[02:22:26] <funkenstein> likewise
L20[02:23:37] <funkenstein> would a fell
beast's hide be able to withstand the temperatures and vacuum?
Surely, it would require a helmet?
L21[02:23:45] <funkenstein> at the very
least
L22[02:24:22] <funkenstein> I'm sure
the nazgûl can withstand the cold, and they verifiably do not need
air
L23[02:37:20] <raptop> probably, yeah
L24[02:51:03] <funkenstein> so a
be-helmeted fell beast with some sort of thrusters
L25[02:51:32] <funkenstein> and a nazgûl
looking as badass as ever
L26[02:52:53] <raptop> hydrazine
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L29[02:53:56] <raptop> Or at least
something as toxic
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L35[03:25:55] <funkenstein> hmm
L36[03:26:13] <funkenstein> is a
kerbal's drug addiction a mission or an outcome
L37[03:26:29] <funkenstein> I suppose it
depends on context
L38[03:27:10] <funkenstein> ;mission add
Jeb can't stop snorting chloramine, and we all know what THAT
means...
L39[03:27:10] <LunchBot> funkenstein: Added
mission: Jeb can't stop snorting chloramine, and we all know
what THAT means...
L40[03:27:30] <packbart> I don't
L41[03:27:38] <funkenstein> ah, but wait...
if it is an outcome it could eventually come after
L42[03:27:44] <packbart> Bob's using
Hydrazine, that's all I know
L43[03:27:47] <funkenstein> ;mission
reject
L44[03:27:47] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
reject traditional drugs and substitute your own.
L45[03:27:58] <funkenstein> hehehe
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L56[06:00:32] <raptop> shiny
L57[06:02:26] <Althego> a new space
pokemon?
L58[06:09:47] <raptop> Yes, the Axiom has
perfect IVs
L59[06:42:06] <funkenstein> the Axiom was
also the name of the craft in WALL-E
L60[06:53:23] <funkenstein> 6700dv in lko,
where will jeb go
L61[06:54:00] <Althego> with that,
anywhere
L62[06:54:00] <funkenstein> (I have no
particular destination but minmus just feels wasteful.)
L63[06:54:23] <funkenstein> eeloo,
even?
L64[06:54:28] <Althego> the jool system has
lot of interesting stuff
L65[06:55:05] <funkenstein> which moon of
jool has th e lowest gravity
L66[06:55:33] <funkenstein> my landing
stage is a terrier
L67[06:55:54] <Althego> tylo is out
then
L68[06:56:07] <funkenstein> hehehe
L69[06:56:16] <funkenstein> kerbal leet
time
L70[07:08:06] <funkenstein> is there some
sort of chart that lists the gravity of each planet order of [here
my brain has failed to provide a word]
L71[07:10:36] <Althego> gravitational
acceleration?
L72[07:10:41] <Althego> you can look up the
values in the wiki
L73[07:11:43] <packbart> or even KSPedia
:)
L74[07:11:46] <funkenstein> i am trying and
I don't know how to fit the wording into the search properly,
I'm not getting what I'm after
L75[07:12:17] <funkenstein> Jamming good
with Weird and Gilly…
L76[07:15:32] <funkenstein> gilly it is,
then, unless anyone thinks my lack of landing gear will bugger
it
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L78[07:26:45] <Althego> on gilly you need
rcs to land
L79[07:26:51] <Althego> it has so low
gravity
L80[07:26:59] <Althego> so landing gear is
pointless
L81[07:37:39] <funkenstein> capital
L82[07:53:56] <Althego> from a guy with a
big beard?
L83[07:54:29] <funkenstein> wha
L84[07:54:37] <funkenstein> was that a marx
joke lmao
L85[07:55:11] <funkenstein> or a referance
to Mustrum Ridcully of the Unseen University
L86[07:55:16] <funkenstein> reference
L87[07:55:30] <funkenstein> wow my fingers
can't speak english
L88[07:56:00] <Althego> marx
L89[08:01:22] <funkenstein> lmao
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L93[08:26:28] <funkenstein> king arthur and
the knights of the GROND table
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L97[08:54:49] <funkenstein> ;mission
L98[08:54:49] <LunchBot> funkenstein: After
trying a meta-meat pie at the KSC, you build a protein/anti-protein
generator. Oh my god, you killed Kenny.
L99[08:55:10] <funkenstein>
hehehehhehee
L100[08:55:14] <funkenstein> perfect
L101[09:13:07] <funkenstein>
;mission
L102[09:13:07] <LunchBot> funkenstein:
Your payload grossly exceeds the design mass of your vehicle. You
suffer terminal acronym poisoning.
L103[09:13:17] <funkenstein>
;mission
L104[09:13:17] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
obtain +o. Kerbals once again discover that chemistry is not good
to screw around with.
L105[09:13:42] <funkenstein> nevertheless,
they show no signs of stopping
L106[09:15:16] <funkenstein> what is +o,
due to the way searches work, my query was interpreted as
"what is o"
L107[09:21:57] <funkenstein> my transfer
to jool is a year away, in the meantime, to fill the space, could I
conceivably get to the surface of eve with just parachutes, having
not yet unlocked everybody's favorite inflatable heat
shield?
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L116[11:07:37] <FLHerne> funkenstein: IRC
operator status
L117[11:08:09] <FLHerne> raptop could
demonstrate ;-)
L118[11:08:46] <FLHerne> ;outcome add This
proves to be the final straw. You are exiled from Kerbin
forever.
L119[11:08:47] <LunchBot> FLHerne: Added
outcome: This proves to be the final straw. You are exiled from
Kerbin forever.
L120[11:09:27] <FLHerne> Eve -- probably
not
L121[11:11:20] <Mat2ch> !mission
L122[11:11:21] <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You try
to stabilize your craft and poke the throttle with a stick. Scott
Manley makes a video on how to do it better.
L123[11:11:37] <Mat2ch> Oh, come on.
L124[11:24:38] <FLHerne> ;outcome add An
outbreak of common sense sweeps through KSC. Operations are
disrupted until a vaccine is developed.
L125[11:24:38] <LunchBot> FLHerne: Added
outcome: An outbreak of common sense sweeps through KSC. Operations
are disrupted until a vaccine is developed.
L126[11:25:10] <Althego> hehe scott does
the best stick poking, everybody knows that :)
L127[11:29:26] <Mat2ch> !mission
L128[11:29:27] <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You
launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken. Your attempt to
make ClF5 in a pressure cooker reminds you of an ex
girlfriend.
L129[11:29:56] <Mat2ch> No it does not.
I've closed that file for me. I really have.
*breaksoutintears*
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L133[12:20:13] <Althego> guh
L134[12:32:17] <funkenstein> is the
vaccine for common sense alcohol, is it developed based upon Bob
and Jeb's respective hydrazine and chloramine
addictions?
L135[12:33:49] <Mat2ch> !mission
L136[12:33:49] <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You find
yourself in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The United Nations confiscates
your SCRAM cannon.
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L138[12:44:22] <funkenstein> shame
L139[12:44:52] <funkenstein> where IS the
inflateable heat shield
L140[12:45:07] <Althego> where the others
are
L141[12:46:11] <funkenstein> Imeant, where
in the tech tree, but i found it in heavy landing
L142[12:46:38] <funkenstein> I mistook it
for a decoupler for some reason
L143[12:46:50] <funkenstein>
;mission
L144[12:46:50] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
pet Kountdown. It's the strangest way yet to deliver a
pizza.
L145[12:46:55] <Althego> which is hard
because it is pointy
L146[12:47:18] <funkenstein> yes, well, I
have great vision but that doesn't mean I'm not
blind
L147[12:47:27] <funkenstein>
;mission
L148[12:47:27] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
decide to complain about mods that you've never installed.
Turns out mission planning technique is more important than rocket
size.
L149[12:47:58] <funkenstein> ( ͡° ͜ʖ
͡°)
L150[12:48:13] <funkenstein>
;mission
L151[12:48:13] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
subject FOOF to ozonolysis in spite of the dire warnings not to.
sal_vager breaks down the resultant wreckage for scrap value.
L152[12:48:28] <funkenstein>
;mission
L153[12:48:28] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
outsource the assembly of your rockets to Australia. This
ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite
time.
L154[12:48:39] <funkenstein> logical
L155[12:49:09] <Althego> must be the
spiders and snakes in australia killing them
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L157[12:50:59] <funkenstein> snakes on a
spaceplane
L158[12:51:10] <Althego> hehe
L159[12:51:39] <Althego> with samuel
kerman jackson?
L160[12:51:41] <funkenstein> ;mission add
Bob confuses hydrazine for diphenhydramine
L161[12:51:41] <LunchBot> funkenstein:
Added mission: Bob confuses hydrazine for diphenhydramine
L162[12:52:10] <funkenstein>
precisely
L163[12:53:09] <Althego> i dont even know
what the latter is
L164[12:54:37] <darsie> ;outcome add
Valentina changes her last name to German.
L165[12:54:37] <LunchBot> darsie: Added
outcome: Valentina changes her last name to German.
L166[12:55:10] <darsie> ;outcome del
Valentina changes her last name to German.
L167[12:55:11] <LunchBot> darsie: Deleted
outcome: "Valentina changes her last name to
German."
L168[12:55:28] <darsie> ;outcome add
Wernher changes his last name to German.
L169[12:55:28] <LunchBot> darsie: Added
outcome: Wernher changes his last name to German.
L170[12:56:49] <funkenstein> lul
L171[12:57:35] <funkenstein>
diphenhydramine Hcl is benadryl and similar
L172[12:59:33] <darsie> ;outcome del
Wernher changes his last name to German.
L173[12:59:33] <LunchBot> darsie: Deleted
outcome: "Wernher changes his last name to German."
L174[12:59:40] <darsie> ;outcome add
Wernher changes his last name to German.
L175[12:59:40] <LunchBot> darsie: Added
outcome: Wernher changes his last name to German.
L176[13:00:08] *
darsie thought of 'von German' ...
L177[13:01:32] <funkenstein> yes, I
gathered
L178[13:01:36] <Mat2ch> !mission
L179[13:01:37] <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You
outsource the assembly of your rockets to the General Products
Corporation. taniwha explodes, emitting all kinds of
launchpads.
L180[13:01:39] <funkenstein> target of
opportunity
L181[13:01:54] <funkenstein>
;mission
L182[13:01:54] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
ask Clarence for clearance on your new plane and Victor your vector
but Roger does not roger and you can't take off. There was a
sound like the whole world saying "wop" all at
once.
L183[13:02:18] <funkenstein> wow,
hitchhiker's guide AND airplane
L184[13:02:28] <funkenstein> ;mission
shirley
L185[13:02:28] <LunchBot> funkenstein: No
mission found matching "shirley".
L186[13:02:34] <funkenstein> ;outcome
shirley
L187[13:02:34] <LunchBot> funkenstein: No
outcome found matching "shirley".
L188[13:03:12] <funkenstein> ;mission add
Jeb does NOT understand, and requests that you not call him
Shirley.
L189[13:03:13] <LunchBot> funkenstein:
Added mission: Jeb does NOT understand, and requests that you not
call him Shirley.
L190[13:04:00] <funkenstein>
;mission
L191[13:04:01] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
install a flux capacitor on your rocket in an attempt to travel
back in time. VallCactus loses all his suclearnubPoints™.
L192[13:04:12] <funkenstein>
;mission
L193[13:04:12] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
blow Alcubierre soap bubbles. Kerbin blows up.
L194[13:05:04] <funkenstein> ;mission add
In lieu of an Alcubierre drive, you try an Alsphereierre drive
instead
L195[13:05:04] <LunchBot> funkenstein:
Added mission: In lieu of an Alcubierre drive, you try an
Alsphereierre drive instead
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L198[13:31:10] <Althego> zombanwa
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L200[14:18:05] <funkenstein> every time i
land on the mun, i gently tilt over
L201[14:18:12] <funkenstein>
aaaaaaaaaagh
L202[14:18:19] <funkenstein>
;mission
L203[14:18:19] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
attempt to put up a satellite to supply Kerbalnet access to Duna.
Someone writes a parody song about it.
L204[14:18:32] <funkenstein>
;mission
L205[14:18:33] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
try to build a space shuttle. Your ship is crushed into a small
1:4:9 rectangular prism.
L206[14:18:42] <funkenstein>
;mission
L207[14:18:42] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
attempt to expose the conspiracy to promote a false planet known as
"Dres". Your R&D department procrastinates on their
simulations by playing Cookie Clicker.
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L210[16:14:13] <raptop> ;mission add The
void calls to you.
L211[16:14:13] <LunchBot> raptop: Added
mission: The void calls to you.
L212[16:40:43] <Althego> must be a ??
stack frame
L213[17:07:39] <raptop> hmm
L214[17:26:36] <raptop> Is there a BadS
kernel flag so it won't panic?
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L216[18:55:26] <FLHerne> ;mission fixup
s/attempt to//
L217[18:55:26] <LunchBot> FLHerne: New
text is: You expose the conspiracy to promote a false planet known
as "Dres".
L218[18:55:35] <FLHerne> ^it's
funnier
L219[18:56:03] <Izaya> as long as the
R&D department doesn't start playing Universal Paperclips
or whatever it was called
L220[18:58:56] <FLHerne> ;mission add The
R&D department starts playing Universal Paperclips.
L221[18:58:56] <LunchBot> FLHerne: Added
mission: The R&D department starts playing Universal
Paperclips.
L222[19:01:46] <Izaya> oh dear.
L223[19:04:26] <raptop> ;mission fixup s/
exopose/ expose/
L224[19:04:27] <LunchBot> raptop: No
recently-mentioned mission found matching "
exopose".
L225[19:04:35] <raptop> ;mission fixup s/
expose/ expose/
L226[19:04:35] <LunchBot> raptop: No
recently-mentioned mission found matching "
expose".
L227[19:04:38] <raptop> hm
L228[19:59:25] <FLHerne> raptop: I fixed
it in PM, having realised the same thing you did ;-)
L229[19:59:34] <FLHerne> [19:55]
<FLHerne> !mission fixup s/ / /
L230[20:14:11] <raptop> ah
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L235[23:30:59] <raptop> !mission add You
attempt to distract everyone from your space program's
problems by showing them pictures of your cat(s).
L236[23:30:59] <LunchBot> raptop: Added
mission: You attempt to distract everyone from your space
program's problems by showing them pictures of your
cat(s).