OCLogs: 2022-04-04.log

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L12[02:59:25] <funkenstein> :mission add You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light.

L13[02:59:25] <LunchBot> funkenstein: Added mission: You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light.

L14[03:19:57] * raptop holds up a pendant of pedantry

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L33[08:46:57] <FLHerne> Mat2ch: just over a month ago is well within their usual cadence

L34[08:47:27] <FLHerne> I mean, the ones before were December and October

L35[08:48:20] <FLHerne> so based on that you wouldn't expect another until mid-late April

L36[08:52:32] <Mat2ch> Well, we did get a weekly update with KSP 1 :(

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L44[11:02:44] <Althego> guh

L45[11:04:57] <kubi> hola

L46[11:05:07] <kubi> anything new, anything good?

L47[11:10:30] <Tank2333> no

L48[11:10:35] <packbart> maybe

L49[11:11:33] <Mat2ch> The good news are scheduled for 2025.

L50[11:11:56] <Mat2ch> Global trade chains are still a bit screwed up.

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L53[11:24:50] *** tccki_ is now known as tccki

L54[11:27:40] <darsie> kubi: Magic 8-ball says: Without a doubt.

L55[11:29:15] <Althego> with 2025 did you mean ksp2 release date?

L56[11:38:22] <FLHerne> I think it's mostly a semiconductor ordering joke

L57[11:42:23] <Mat2ch> Althego: any good news.

L58[11:42:25] <Mat2ch> :D

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L62[12:07:31] <kubi> well, tell me about the global delivery & value chains...

L63[12:07:53] <Althego> better not

L64[12:07:54] <kubi> we will have some interesting years/decades

L65[12:08:30] <UmbralRaptop> I guess the good news is that it's slowly getting easier to be an anime girl?

L66[12:09:03] <Althego> in 3d!

L67[12:09:36] <UmbralRaptop> :D

L68[12:09:58] <Althego> with an unfortunate name like karen...

L69[12:10:40] <Althego> i suspect there will be a generation with very few people named karen

L70[12:11:36] <UmbralRaptop> quite possibly

L71[12:12:37] <packbart> it's going to be offset by people naming their brats Karen "ironically"

L72[12:12:48] <Althego> hehe

L73[12:25:33] <Mat2ch> "Hey, Karen, get off that wall. Yes I mean you, my son"?

L74[12:26:48] <Mat2ch> I think we should give kids just their id as name and they shall chose a name for themselves when they are old enough: "Hey D-39545356 get over here. Fast!" (yes, that's satire ;P )

L75[12:27:10] <Mat2ch> "We call him little 56 around the house"

L76[12:31:04] <Althego> little bobby tables

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L79[12:40:47] <UmbralRaptop> Mat2ch: so, uh, you know about Isoroku Yamamoto, right? Guess what "isoroku" (五十六) means

L80[12:42:20] <UmbralRaptop> No, seriously. A historical figure named 56

L81[12:42:26] <Althego> hehe

L82[12:42:40] <Althego> literally called 56

L83[12:43:04] <Mat2ch> I didn't know that. What a coincidence!

L84[12:43:14] <Althego> wiki says: "Isoroku" is an old Japanese term meaning "56"; the name referred to his father's age at Isoroku's birth.

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L95[14:40:23] <packbart> and if he had a sibling born in the same year, it would have been "56-b"?

L96[14:42:13] <raptop> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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L98[16:09:29] <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahskKAxSCY well, not 2025 yet, but...

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L105[19:00:44] <raptop> !outcome add You live to witness man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

L106[19:00:44] <LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: You live to witness man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

L107[19:00:52] <raptop> !outcome add You live to witness man-made horrors within your comprehension.

L108[19:00:52] <LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: You live to witness man-made horrors within your comprehension.

L109[19:00:58] <raptop> !outcome add You live to witness kerbal-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

L110[19:00:59] <LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: You live to witness kerbal-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

L111[19:01:23] <raptop> !outcome add You die before witnessing man-made horrors within your comprehension.

L112[19:01:23] <LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: You die before witnessing man-made horrors within your comprehension.

L113[19:01:30] <raptop> That should pretty much cover the bases

L114[19:05:33] <Mat2ch> !mission

L115[19:05:33] <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You accelerate John Cena to 0.999c. You are swarmed by drones. Fortunately(?) they are from Yelp and drop burritos on you.

L116[19:06:44] * raptop presses F to pay respects to the Yelp burrito bomber

L117[19:06:45] <Mat2ch> What about those who weren't born, but got told a lot about the man-made horros?

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L119[19:10:26] <raptop> If you witnessed any man-made horrors without having been born, they're certainly beyond *my* comprehension!

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L121[19:16:29] <Mat2ch> it would be "being tol about the witnessing" :D

L122[19:18:49] <raptop> ah

L123[19:22:27] <Mat2ch> I guess y'all figured out by now that there's a d missing...

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L125[19:43:26] <raptop> !outcome add The Kraken flees from your designs in terror.

L126[19:43:26] <LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: The Kraken flees from your designs in terror.

L127[20:16:43] <packbart> !mission

L128[20:16:43] <LunchBot> packbart: You normalize deviance. You die before witnessing man-made horrors within your comprehension.

L129[20:17:35] <packbart> deviance is the new normal and I'm still alive. yay

L130[20:20:07] <raptop> !outcome add You die before witnessing mad-made horrors beyond your comprehension

L131[20:20:07] <LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: You die before witnessing mad-made horrors beyond your comprehension

L132[20:21:52] <raptop> Uh, anyway, that mission is a reference to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normalization_of_deviance

L133[20:22:13] <raptop> Because if you let a raptop go nuts with your missions/outcome, you get a bunch of engineering/safety jokes among other things

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L135[20:27:02] <packbart> uhh. question!

L136[20:27:15] <packbart> how do I witness something _after_ I died?

L137[20:28:02] <raptop> Either thanks to man-made horrors beyond your comprehension, or the existence of an afterlife

L138[20:28:17] <raptop> Or more mundanely, you're dead, so of course they're beyond your comprehension!

L139[20:35:26] <Mat2ch> !mission

L140[20:35:26] <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You talk up the efficiency of Munar Orbital Rendezvous over Direct Ascent. Jeb dies permanently.

L141[20:36:03] <Mat2ch> well, I have seen so many things lately, I don't think there are any more man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

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L145[22:02:39] <FLHerne> !mission add Your mission is to launch a full orange tank into orbit of Tylo

L146[22:02:40] <LunchBot> FLHerne: Added mission: Your mission is to launch a full orange tank into orbit of Tylo

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L148[22:03:51] <FLHerne> !outcome add The rocket won't stop flipping, so you add sideways-firing Mainsails in lieu of RCS

L149[22:03:51] <LunchBot> FLHerne: Added outcome: The rocket won't stop flipping, so you add sideways-firing Mainsails in lieu of RCS

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L151[22:08:11] <funkenstein> ;mission

L152[22:08:11] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You taunt Scott Manley. There is a relevant xkcd made tomorrow.

L153[22:08:21] <funkenstein> unconnected

L154[22:08:23] <funkenstein> ;mission

L155[22:08:24] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You attempt to land on top of the VAB from orbit. You look at /r/cutefemalecopses.

L156[22:08:42] <funkenstein> did they mean corpses

L157[22:08:53] <funkenstein> a copse is an entirely different thing

L158[22:09:19] <funkenstein> though cute groups of female trees could exist?

L159[22:09:25] <funkenstein> ;mission

L160[22:09:25] <LunchBot> funkenstein: When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade! You make life take the lemons back. You GET MAD! You don't want life's damn lemons! What are you supposed to do with these?! Your kerbals are vaporized, but your craft survives.

L161[22:09:43] <funkenstein> ;mission

L162[22:09:43] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You assign Jeb to Collins Duty. A pile of viruses is unexpectedly dumped onto Mission Control.

L163[22:12:32] <FLHerne> funkenstein: I suspect the one-letter difference is somehow the joke

L164[22:12:42] <FLHerne> although I don't get it

L165[22:13:38] <funkenstein> yeahh

L166[22:13:55] <funkenstein> I believe the term is "dafuq?"

L167[22:14:00] <funkenstein> ;mission

L168[22:14:01] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You upgrade your spacecraft control to be entirely keyboard-based. B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of Boeing planes.

L169[22:16:33] <FLHerne> ;mission add You can't see why the last mission is funny.

L170[22:16:33] <LunchBot> FLHerne: Added mission: You can't see why the last mission is funny.

L171[22:17:33] <FLHerne> ;outcome add All the carbon monoxide alarms go off at once

L172[22:17:33] <LunchBot> FLHerne: Added outcome: All the carbon monoxide alarms go off at once

L173[22:17:55] <FLHerne> (that was how I woke up yesterday :-/)

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L175[22:23:51] * a_flayer slaps FLHerne

L176[22:24:13] <FLHerne> oi

L177[22:24:21] <a_flayer> what happened?

L178[22:25:10] <FLHerne> stove operating error

L179[22:25:32] <a_flayer> oof

L180[22:25:50] <FLHerne> I think I left the vent open slightly too wide for the amount of coal piled up overnight

L181[22:26:05] <FLHerne> so it burned out about 7am

L182[22:27:10] <FLHerne> and then if there's wind and it's still smouldering that tends to blow fumes into my little cabin

L183[22:27:41] <FLHerne> on the plus side, I know for sure the alarms work now

L184[22:28:12] <FLHerne> Friday was the smoke alarms, so I guess tomorrow will be the bilge alarm

L185[22:28:20] <a_flayer> good luck

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